duke the uber paladin was born on christmas morning 1991 in a manger in canada. there was not room in the duel game for his pregnant mother, for all the legits were busy gm'ing and mf'ing. duke's mother tried to enter the gm duel game, but alas there was no room. they shouted at her "be gone bm'er" so she left.
she had no place to go, so she gave birth to him in the manger out back in the blood moor. as soon as duke was born, he loaded andys 2.0. then, as quickly as he loaded, he was killed by a legit bvc. duke asked the bvc, "was it ez?," and the bvc replied "yes my son it was."
duke, with his last dying breath, called out for his father to help him. "i cannot help you son," his dad replied, "for i am too busy getting fukt by the #1 golfer on east"
