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i made a nonladder east softcore (sorry hardcore is too hard, not soft enough) character of the type amazon still undecided how to build

gonna walk thru to hell baal and finally destroy d2 lod once and for all

i need a walking buddy or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 but if you use hacks in the walk thru u r done and we have to start over get new laptop reinstall d2 new cdkey and walk all the way to baal again to defeat him purely as blizz intend in all its glory and wisdom and infallibility hackwise. they say that nobody hath ever defeated 100% legit finish 100% game all gear all items and such, but I am sure we can compromise with blizz battlenet to agree on terms such that we can do reasonable because lets face it we r legit walking all the way to baal normal nightmare hell and finishing him with all our hard found items NO TRADING trading is a secret sin d2 bnet introduced to keep the game alive but if we can avoid trading we unlock the final ending and then once we have defeated baal all at once we have to all hit him at the same time exact timing as one unity united to accomplish total destroy and annihilate baal and tyrael will come down to tell us we did it right this time and then d2 is finally beat and we can be the first to defeat d2 lod in history lets make history guys so i am asking if u can spare 12 years of your life to finally legitly 100% authentically finally dramatically courageously defeat battlenet d2 lod east nonladder softcore can you believe even after so many ladder nobody even beat soft core how does ladder even stand a chance! i recommend you do not use ladder to defeath baal for you do not have 12 years per ladder so what do you say i need some people to complement my amazon i am think maybe spear with longest damage i can find and if we can get 1 of each hero type we can be finally united as one against d2 lod finally i am imagining the final battle like this: (assuming we have cleared all the way to baal correctly and found all his secret treasures and destroyed his minions 100% defeated we can chase him through his portal into the worldstone chamber and we flank him from all sides and attack as hard as we can but i am pretty sure if you unlock full legit mode vs baal he is using some new gear so make sure you have multiple attacks he might sorb you that is why i am going to be a spear zon so he cannot sorb me if we have a necromancer he can set up some camp in the side rooms for us to retreat with his bonewalls and minions to keep guard and keep a portal open to barbarian akara of act 5 i think her name is hratli so we can keep ourselve alive but we only have limited chances to visit barb heals because legit baal is much more wise and if we abuse our healing power he will start using full juvs which by the way is in his blood so this new battle is really tough we have to bleed him all the way out but prevent him from drinking his juv blood and he might even use magic against barbarian town and kill the barbarians children and men and women and barbarian dogs and barbarian houses and hats and shoes i dont think barbarians wear other clothes tho we should probably ask the barbarian in our team he will probably be using some kind of heavy armor because he is our tank and battering ram we will throw him into baals clone and bounce him across the stones of giant redness (are they dog penises? idk we should ask whoever is playing paladin, lil cuck boy) so he can do a whirlwind through the air and slam dunk his helmet into baals nose making him further bleed more juv blood into the pit of bottomless hatred and things why is he so angry anyway? he has so many arms i would kill for my amazon to have that many arms i could hold so many spears. by this point baal of legit finality will go into persistence mode because he is gonna be despair to live versus our power team that walked all the way through to his lair with no help outside of our team he might learn new techniques like double teleport where he teleport himself and then teleports u to act 1 (because remember he is pretty angry) and then u gotta walk all the way to warriv and ask him to take u all the way to act 3 and nobody likes being with warriv that guys has weird hands yes they are small warriv leave me alone go bother deckard cain compare small things with him. and then you gotta find mephistos lair again and that map has grown by infinity by now because it is basically house of leaves big so good luck getting back to our epic duel sane and on time. if ur late we cant help you ascend past normal existence of regular nonlegit 100% not fair d2 lod east softcore nonladder and then you will be stuck because there is a rule that those on mount olympus cannot bring u up unless u r pretty badass and you proved that since u got double teleported by baal ur not badass enough. back to our amazing fight that makes goku and all those other little cuck boy fighters like vegetable and pickleo cower as they shoot cum beams out of their jackoff hands into ur the viewers eyes yes this fight is more intense than ur fantasy we can do it though we have walked and trained all our d2 life to finally defeat in honour and glory. after baal double teleports he will shoot some tentacles into the ground and try to molest u from underneath so make sure to keep moving because those look like they have multiple infections and im pretty sure they are incurable so keep moving yea the sorc on our team will have to stop spamming static shock because he is already life reduced and we need more than just click holders to duel so half of you may not apply to this adventure (yes im looking at u) our sorceress will have to be skilled in all three elements so that we can keep baal guessing which sorb armor to pull out of his floating stash and the assassin is very useful here we need you to go seduce baal and sleep with him get pregnant and have his child and then he is attached to you forever then divorce him get alimony and we can use his funds to defeat him! druid u can help necro create barrier of health and life keep the oak between our bone fortress and the fighters and meanwhile rain your twisters on him to confuse his molestation tentacles and then use a tornado when u can throw it over the gap by the bridge at the right time we will try to keep him on the bridge thing i imagine we will have to poke and stab him some more while casting magical devastation onto his legs and such because damn hes tall probably like 15 feet and finally the little paladin cuck boy u been standing there so useful with ur stupid nazi shields etc we are pretty inclusive we will let u hit him too slash him with ur sword and bash him with ur shield pretend u r doing something while the real fighters do the work go charge around and synch around his tentacles dont get caught tho it doesnt wash off if baal uses a clone we need you to convert it with ur conversion (assassin mindblast doesnt work) because it has no mind and is only a projection of baals faith in his own good looks and rugged handsomeness so after u convert evil baal faith clone into confused promiscuous and morally ambiguous semi-good-semi-bad baal faith clone we can infiltrate his mind with his own clone make sure barb to bo the clone so it isnt ripped to shreds by the imagery in baals mind its pretty sure to be nasty he is pretty creepy while paladin is manipulating baals mind with his weird clone hijacking terrorist style maneuver i will shove my big spear into baals ear holes and assassin will cast cloak of shadow filled with shadow of goodness and sanctuary restored and inside the ear holes that i poke thru with my spear the goodness cloak of shadow will seep into his mind and make him less damaging and more good we still kill him though and this is the hardest part because if we mess up we miss our chance and start over at act 1 normal naked lvl 1 again. team assemble into a car shape and then robotize expose ur attacking weapon damaging spells and on 3 2 1 we attack him with our might while he is stunned and 1 life and struggling to move because he is crippled by his own clone faith in his mind paladin now you have to stop! grab ur weapon! and then we advance on the baal that we have sought to kill so hard and so strong and then we descend like a million raging spirits furious at the loss of our komrads my amazon will be thinking about her tribe she left in the jungle and how she misses stringing skulls of her enemies across her house to show how strong her glutes are and then the assassin will finally have her mind cleared from the brainwashing to become a silent killer and question her place in life and probably disappear into the wilderness after baal is defeated or maybe just maybe take her life i do not wish this for her but it is possible with that kind of psychology damage and the barbarian will probably think of how he is out of wax for his shiny head and needs to fresh up his tattoos necro will let his summons and revives decay and he will turn to the druid for advice to become neutral good the druid will just look at him and say tha tthere is no such thing as good and so necro and druid will switch roles forever more necro will become forest guardian and druid will become dead animal trainer paladin will finally be able to get his green pantaloons off and he will become a nudist where is the sorc? she is disappeared? oh hoho! look! we are finally striking baal to death! he is disintegrating and all the souls of his victims are being regurgitated into the spirit realm! we have done it! Oh no where is the sorc!?? she is disappeared!?? it is so happening that she is a mirage and physical manifestation of baal's guilt so he infact was working with us to stop himself from becoming too powerful and unbeatable! what an incredible fight! if only we could celebrate with the sorc but alas sorc = baal so now we must properly mourn our loss of the sorc and thus of baal for he is teached us about ourself powers we never knew

so whisper me in game if u wanna finally reach the finall of the game!

5-2'd blindfolded whilst flipping my mouse with 1 hand and legit Mindblasting you.

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Sat in his own traps the entire time and refused to play offensively on a char that had a total advantage.

Sorry but you lost sir because you didn't play by the GM rules *LAUGH OUT LOUD*

gg no re / Team MeRc > Perform@jsp all day ;) :) xD

Congrats on the victory RagingPoo! *LAUGH OUT LOUD*

Huh.

5-2'd.

1-0'd you for life HvH.

You're so salty I feel like my semen is crawling out of your mouth atm.

Actually you died to me while I was on a pub din wearing light sorb while I had 2.0 loaded.

I'll bump the thread when I get a chance. Also, I didn't have to resort to cheap tactics such as camping river or stacking.

Pure hammered by a true hvher/10 *LAUGH OUT LOUD* was np :) ;) xD

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