tbs runs east

Doof

AM GREEN...LIKE YOSHI!

like shako

am new and i tel u experience of akt 1 to akt 3
it meni scari m8!!!!!!!!!
Akt 1
i join game rite
my m8 go "u ned kill andy men"
i say who the FACK andy???
he say here i shoot a town portal
i go in and theres this spider thing
fukin scary !! i get sidetraked looking at his
antlers or wutevr fuk he has
and he shoot psn at me!!!
i turn green and am like WTF AM GREEN !!!!! LIKE YOSHI !!!!!
and i die
was fucking mad
then i go in
and my m8 die he go
HEY FAGOT NOB FUKKKKKKK U SUK SHIT
and leave me alone with andy
I GOT MAD
i turned on TMNT to pump me up
and yes
my levl 13 paladin defeat this spider thing
aKt 2
i get this staff
it very nice
then i get Viper Amu
that nice too
and this cube thing
Hordadric Cube
it look fucking kool !!!
i press the button and it
give me this gg staff am lie FUK YA !!
but i cant wear it
so i think FUK NOW AM MAD
but i put in this thing
and AHH duriel look like a fucking spidermonkey
i got scared and ran and came back and he slay me
am like son of nigr fagot !!!!
but i face my feerz and kill this spidermonkey
then i try talk to this guy
they say
You may not pass
im thinking fukin nigr fags
but i go to Harem Palace yes
it very nice
i talk to guy
and warriv take me on a boat
and i go akt 3
the rest will be reveald later on
hope u liek my experince of diablo

Cool story m8, looking forward to hearing the rest sometime.

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