Quote (RODALE @ Mar 3 2017 08:40pm)
I was only 9 years old. I loved Big Lenny so much, I had a porn collection and watched all the Christina Broccolini re-runs. I pray to Lenny every night before bed, thanking him for the tranny hunting tips I've been given. "Lenny is love" I say; “Lenny is life." My dad hears me and tells me my liver is failing. I know he was just jealous of my perfect white teeth. I call him a cookie cutter. He tells me that's a Freudian slip. I’m crying now, and my nose is twitching. I touch my distended gut and it's cold from lack of circulation. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s the Tom Platz of abs. He's eating a raw egg, shell and all. He whispers into my ear “You dope-smokin, mountain-dew drinkin, XBox playin sheep.” He grabs me and injects me with D-Bol. I’m ready. I shit all over Lenny and smear it around. He sodomizes me. It hurts so much but I do it for Lenny. I can feel snot come out of my nose. I push against his force. I want to please Lenny. He roars a mighty "DALE!" as he fills my butt with melanotan. My dad walks in and tazes him. Lenny looks him straight in the eyes and says “Fight me out back, no liability, sign the papers.” Lenny leaves on his seatless bicycle, but not before taking his shirt off and calling out random people in the middle of the street. Lenny is love. Lenny is life
Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah