random is paralyzed and stuck in a wheelchair
but thats okay mate i know u dont have pubes-hair
dont feel bad if u dont get my role
im born superior and used to control
i know that your working hard shifts in the cave
while im hanging out with my friend frank-van-der-heid'
hey what can i do im sorry about your life situation,
i heard you had jumped on the SOS-station

im not gunna reply unless you write a better one ^^

when i was born i already had hair on my nuts
unlike you who were still sucking on your moms tits
just shut it you inferior being
this is my last rhyme
because youre obviously just wasting my precious time
i wish you a good night, enjoy playing d2, nerd
i'm done with you fucking retard

Hi Kids! We're gunna make Soufflé
tN will be used for ingredients today
they can't play d2 so they troll the forums acting wack
but this here's a topic that they just can't have
2v1 didn't help your flow so now i'm ending it
you tried twisting it, bending it, even mending it
but if the shits weak to start with where can you go with it?
nowhere so just be a good boy now sit, sit! SIT!

This post was edited by EskimoSlick on Jan 22 2010 06:33pm

your mom is a hoe i picked up in a bar
i wanted to fuck her so we went to my car
i turned round the keys and took up a seat
then she yelled and begged to taste of my meat
we plunged in the back to fuck in her rear
she was delighted to feel my whole gear
fuck! shes a man she cant be my mate
easy to explain: your parents are too hard to separate!

nice, you just wrote 7 lines
almost without rhymes
only time + rhyme are okay
rest doesnt rhyme, you queer ass gay
anyway sleep well moli
youre still my little dolly

yo mamas so fat and pale that it made me say Daamnnn!
walkin down the street i thought it was michelin man
hannibal wouldnt eat her out if you catch what i'm sayin
when she eyes little kids she got them prayin and prayin
that she wont eat them up, and the way that shes swayin'
shes a drunk ass bitch and you know im not playin
and you've seen it yourself man she'll put on 10 stone
just from drinkin beers on a night in on her own
so dont blame me you got a face worse than Rooney
blame that stupid fat bitch you dont look like George Clooney

This post was edited by EskimoSlick on Jan 22 2010 06:46pm

alright, im out of this battle
youre all lucky i was so gentle
you can expect the full load next time
all the best raps in here were mine!

but yeah, time to go to sleep
and for you pussies to cry and weep
it were good duels mates, i must admit
and most rhymes were even legit!
the only copied shit came from franek
but yeah, that was to be expected from team nec

good night everyone,
ty all for alot of fun!

ty was fun, cu

ty all

(ps, i won)