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Jan 22 2010 05:53pm
Quote (EskimoSlick @ 23 Jan 2010 00:41)
okokok
four little kiddies tried step to me in the d2 game
petter, dario, kim, damn, i forgotten your name :S
see my crew been down since the days of the classic shiz
when a sigon set was considered expensive
started as UK then we changed it up to SuB
if theres one thing we can do its smashin up a nub
so these four kids sittin in the moor,
think this ground is theirs but they'll soon be on the floor
see you can bring your backup but i stand strong with ma nec
representin SuB kid ya better hit the deck


kiddy dont bother
tN rapes your mother
every day, every night
she even lets us without a fight
she's a good victim, i must say
one pound in the ass makes her crippled the whole next day
morning glory is what i call that
its also nice how it confuses your dad
"hm, i we didnt have sex at all"
yet your mother aint walkin tall
stealthy rape is what we do
and were not stopping until you get a clue


Quote (terror101 @ 23 Jan 2010 00:43)
youre right, i love your legal weed
but your country sucks, its fucked up with greed
2.75 for a fucking coke?
good joke, i didnt laugh
i spit on you, your joint, i'm your king
everyone knows you envy my bong
its getting more funny by every verse i type
because youre such an easy victim to rape


too bad your shit doesnt rhyme
your raps arent half as good as mine
get to my level and my size
then i might reward you with a prize
my cock up your ass
ill rape you till you sing jazz
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Jan 22 2010 05:55pm
Quote (f10eq @ 23 Jan 2010 00:50)
goddamn niggers why wont you stop?
well whopi-doo-da here's the rhyme-topic-cop!
shootin you all with my report-post gun
suspend ya with plus ten forcin u out in the sun

have you ever dreamed of going to hell
then maybe my face rings a bell?
with knifes and spikes i teach you a lesson
strangle you slowly choking on cussion

maybe you hopin this will be draw
but from me u get no flaws
all of you beggars choking on dick
seeing the sucking makes me sick

im on a flow and sippin ma whisky
closing on me is very fucking risky
guess who steals your life
taking your money and banging your wife?


rofl i bow down to this, gj tN lider

dont fuck with the tN gangsta crew
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Jan 22 2010 06:02pm
SuB shit thinks he's posting good
but even shab thinks you're food
killing and fucking you up with a smile
whisping the bot and banning u in op-vile
as he attempts to flame me wild
i see nothing but a little child
molesting this moron not just a thought
his fat lumpy bottom to PvP was brought

Leave me alone i dont care for noobs
go back to mama suck on her boobs
computers eat you alive
in the moor you're spoiled like snoar and slime
buying gear and training he must
i guess he's tired to stand by akara and rust
fooled in an ibs-line, displayed easy rape
will someone teach basics to this dumb ape?
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Jan 22 2010 06:05pm
Quote (f10eq @ Jan 22 2010 11:50pm)
goddamn niggers why wont you stop?
well whopi-doo-da here's the rhyme-topic-cop!
shootin you all with my report-post gun
suspend ya with plus ten forcin u out in the sun

have you ever dreamed of going to hell
then maybe my face rings a bell?
with knifes and spikes i teach you a lesson
strangle you slowly choking on cussion

maybe you hopin this will be draw
but from me u get no flaws
all of you beggars choking on dick
seeing the sucking makes me sick

im on a flow and sippin ma whisky
closing on me is very fucking risky
guess who steals your life
taking your money and banging your wife?


OHH, kid thinks he got flows, spits a few verses and he thinks he owns the show
tries to pull a girl but he couldnt pull a hoe, he went to thailand man, he got suprise
cus when the girl pulled out her (what?!) man he got a suprise
but beggars can't be chooser aint that right chump?
you let her take control and she gave you the hump - of your lifetime
man this brother can't rhyme
cus you aint gunna impress me with your couplets
sub > this shit and i got the rhymes that'll hit - never missin
so please tN stop with the hatin and the dissin
learn your rhyme patterns kid you cant come to me
cus you read this bomb ish you're feelin weak at the knees

This post was edited by EskimoSlick on Jan 22 2010 06:12pm
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Jan 22 2010 06:06pm
Quote (f10eq @ 23 Jan 2010 01:02)
SuB shit thinks he's posting good
but even shab thinks you're food
killing and fucking you up with a smile
whisping the bot and banning u in op-vile
as he attempts to flame me wild
i see nothing but a little child
molesting this moron not just a thought
his fat lumpy bottom to PvP was brought

Leave me alone i dont care for noobs
go back to mama suck on her boobs
computers eat you alive
in the moor you're spoiled like snoar and slime
buying gear and training he must
i guess he's tired to stand by akara and rust
fooled in an ibs-line, displayed easy rape
will someone teach basics to this dumb ape?


listen to this man, sub spawned kid
sir sacked rapes your worthless shit
snap your back and break your spine
hurting you until you beg and whine
beg for mercy fucking noob
not that it will help you, but im in the mood
i feed on your screams of dispair
i am death, and in my eyes you will stare
i am the last sight you will remember
before you melt in hell's burning ember
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Jan 22 2010 06:08pm
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Jan 23 2010 12:53)
too bad your shit doesnt rhyme
your raps arent half as good as mine
get to my level and my size
then i might reward you with a prize
my cock up your ass
ill rape you till you sing jazz

i guess my rhymes could be better
but your texts suck, just like those of your friend petter
no thanks, i'm not used to take it up the ass unlike you do
stay at your inferior level, i'm still above you
i'm known for analizing retards like you and your family
i enjoyed the sound of your mother screaming loudly
of pleasure, ofc. i'm the king and i say it proudly
real life awaits me i'm off to bed soon
i can see envy in your eyes, coon




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Jan 22 2010 06:10pm
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Jan 22 2010 06:11pm
Quote (terror101 @ 23 Jan 2010 01:08)
i guess my rhymes could be better
but your texts suck, just like those of your friend petter
no thanks, i'm not used to take it up the ass unlike you do
stay at your inferior level, i'm still above you
i'm known for analizing retards like you and your family
i enjoyed the sound of your mother screaming loudly
of pleasure, ofc. i'm the king and i say it proudly
real life awaits me i'm off to bed soon
i can see envy in your eyes, coon


sure kid quickly go to bed
youll dream of me and youll wake up wet
yeah i know you got the hots for me
and i know youre gay, obviously

anyway ill go sleep soon aswell
next to your mother, i can tell
but i guess you knew this already
since im your father, accidentally
yeah the condom broke because my cock was too big
and now im stuck with you as my unwanted kid

This post was edited by Knarf-666 on Jan 22 2010 06:12pm
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Jan 22 2010 06:11pm
Quote (EskimoSlick @ 23 Jan 2010 02:05)
OHH, kid thinks he got flows, spits a few verses and he think he owns the show
tries to pull a girl but he couldnt pull a hoe, he went to thailand man he got suprise
cus when the girl pulled out her (what?!) man he got a suprise
but beggars can't be chooser aint that right chump?
he let her take control and she gave you the hump - of your lifetime
man this brother can't rhyme
cus you aint gunna impress me with you couplets
sub > this shit and i got the rhymes that'll hit - never missin
so please tN stop with the hatin and the dissin
learn your rhyme patterns kid you cant come to me
cus you read this bomb ish you're feelin weak at the knees


fuck who are you? i dont care for crying
with posters like you this topic is dying
take a look down my pants theres a nasty suprise
slamming your head is my penis on rise
how do you dare? but since when do i care?
if my rhymes are a fire then you're just a flare
soon you'll go away not standing the heat
reason is youre too fucking weak.

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Jan 22 2010 06:21pm
Quote (f10eq @ Jan 23 2010 12:11am)
fuck who are you? i dont care for crying
with posters like you this topic is dying
take a look down my pants theres a nasty suprise
slamming your head is my penis on rise
how do you dare? but since when do i care?
if my rhymes are a fire then you're just a flare
soon you'll go away not standing the heat
reason is youre too fucking weak.


man you aint got it yet? im spit-tacular
your nursery rhymes started ok, but you took it too far
man im raising the par,you can tell im the star
and if you stop acting big, you can enjoy my sweet bars
lets have a vote here who can rhyme the best?
aint no need kids cus i got a lyricproof vest.
As 2pac said man holla if ya hear me
tn sucks my balls man all they do is fear me

This post was edited by EskimoSlick on Jan 22 2010 06:24pm
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