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Jun 30 2009 10:43am
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 04:41pm)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this is God talking
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: my son
You: holy shit
Stranger: ?
You: is this for real?
You: woah god
You: ive been wanting to ask you so many things
Stranger: what you want me you do?
You: well for example
You: well, since youre god you already know this, but ive never told this anyone
Stranger: I'm listening
You: but my penis is well, as you know, very.. strange
You: why did you do that to me?
You: i figured it will have a purpose
You: but i dont understand what it could be
Stranger: not preoculpe
Stranger:
tomorrow it will be less
Stranger: uahsuahsauhusahusa
You: heahhaehahehae
Stranger: lie
Stranger: I'm Lúcifer
Stranger: hauhahauhauhauahuahsuhasushsauh
You: omg lol trixxed


LOL
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Jun 30 2009 10:48am
rofl i found adde ^^



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male\20
You: you?Oo
Stranger: 22 f
You: where are u from
Stranger: sweden, u?
You: italy
You: ^^
You: adde hello XD
Stranger: nice,
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Jun 30 2009 10:53am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiho
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/germany
Stranger: 16 england male
You: ok:)
Stranger: how u feelin
You: good :) just bored
Stranger: not horny??
You: hmm, a bit :X
Stranger: nice me too :-)
You: ^^ thats good
Stranger: what u wearin
You: heh, not so much, since its sooo hot here
Stranger: sounds perfect too me
You: ^cool ^^
You: what about you? are you hot? ^^
Stranger: yeh wearin a tight pair of boxxers sunbathing in my garden. :-)
You: omg wish i could see that
Stranger: i wish you were here
You: yeah, we could, you know, help eachother with our "needs" ^^



OH MOTHERFUCK CANT STOP LOLLING XDDDDDDDD
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Jun 30 2009 10:54am
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 04:53pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiho
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/germany
Stranger: 16 england male
You: ok:)
Stranger: how u feelin
You: good :) just bored
Stranger: not horny??
You: hmm, a bit :X
Stranger: nice me too :-)
You: ^^ thats good
Stranger: what u wearin
You: heh, not so much, since its sooo hot here
Stranger: sounds perfect too me
You: ^cool ^^
You: what about you? are you hot? ^^
Stranger: yeh wearin a tight pair of boxxers sunbathing in my garden. :-)
You: omg wish i could see that
Stranger: i wish you were here
You: yeah, we could, you know, help eachother with our "needs" ^^



OH MOTHERFUCK CANT STOP LOLLING XDDDDDDDD


xDDDDDDDDDD
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Jun 30 2009 10:54am
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: :)
Stranger: where you from?
You: italy
You: :)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: portugal here
You: nice
You: m or f?:)
Stranger: m
You: f here :)
Stranger: ah
Stranger: wanna teach me some italian? :p
You: yeah
r0fl
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Jun 30 2009 10:55am
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 17:53)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiho
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/germany
Stranger: 16 england male
You: ok:)
Stranger: how u feelin
You: good :) just bored
Stranger: not horny??
You: hmm, a bit :X
Stranger: nice me too :-)
You: ^^ thats good
Stranger: what u wearin
You: heh, not so much, since its sooo hot here
Stranger: sounds perfect too me
You: ^cool ^^
You: what about you? are you hot? ^^
Stranger: yeh wearin a tight pair of boxxers sunbathing in my garden. :-)
You: omg wish i could see that
Stranger: i wish you were here
You: yeah, we could, you know, help eachother with our "needs" ^^



OH MOTHERFUCK CANT STOP LOLLING XDDDDDDDD

LOL
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Jun 30 2009 10:56am
Quote (ftpeeco @ Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 18:55)
LOL


Stranger: sounds like a perfect afternoon too me sun and a beutiful girl :-)
You: aww, thats so sweet ^^
Stranger: im feeling preety horny now
You: yeah, me too.. im getting more and more horny as we speak
Stranger: i hope soo im geeting hard over u :-)
You: hmm touch yourself for me


LOL
edit: still the same guy ofc

This post was edited by Knarf-666 on Jun 30 2009 10:56am
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Jun 30 2009 10:57am
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 04:56pm)
Stranger: sounds like a perfect afternoon too me sun and a beutiful girl :-)
You: aww, thats so sweet ^^
Stranger: im feeling preety horny now
You: yeah, me too.. im getting more and more horny as we speak
Stranger: i hope soo im geeting hard over u :-)
You: hmm touch yourself for me


LOL
edit: still the same guy ofc


LOL NERD STOP LOL

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiho
Stranger: hohi
You: ger`?
Stranger: who?
You: you?
Stranger: balls
You: omg
You: are flame me damned kiddy?
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WTF LOL

This post was edited by Stinebaby on Jun 30 2009 10:57am
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Jun 30 2009 10:58am
Stranger: im feeling preety horny now
You: yeah, me too.. im getting more and more horny as we speak
Stranger: i hope soo im geeting hard over u :-)
You: hmm touch yourself for me
Stranger: mmmmm if you do i will
You: i already started lol, i cant stop myself
Stranger: ooh dirty i like the sound of you describe what youre doin
You: hmm, i have one hand on my panties now
You: gently touching myself


HAHAHAHA
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Jun 30 2009 10:59am
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 04:56pm)
Stranger: sounds like a perfect afternoon too me sun and a beutiful girl :-)
You: aww, thats so sweet ^^
Stranger: im feeling preety horny now
You: yeah, me too.. im getting more and more horny as we speak
Stranger: i hope soo im geeting hard over u :-)
You: hmm touch yourself for me


LOL
edit: still the same guy ofc


LOL KEEP GOING :DDDD EPIC SHIT ^^
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