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Jan 22 2010 05:06pm
Quote (franek @ 22 Jan 2010 23:59)
hi all hows the battle going
i left you guys for d2 knowing-
that you'll commit verbal selfdestruction
because facing me will get you eruption
like on knarf.. did i just say that
ps my dick is longer than long cat

hey frank lets take some ecstasy
while you OD i force your daughter to have sex with me
shes used to fuck you but you got a vasectomy
and my 20inch circumsize
fucked her good that little juvenile
so who am i
tough? hell fucking yea im tough
your father was crying because anald him too rough
well he cried.. and so did you
but thats okay cus thats what orphans do


look who's back on my dick
your need for my cock is just sick
you want it hard and you want it now
because you know mine is bigger than a cow
yeah, you heard it right
and you'll feel it where its tight
because i love your tiny hole
ill dig through it like a mole
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Jan 22 2010 05:06pm
Quote (Knarf-666 @ 23 Jan 2010 01:06)
look who's back on my dick
your need for my cock is just sick
you want it hard and you want it now
because you know mine is bigger than a cow
yeah, you heard it right
and you'll feel it where its tight
because i love your tiny hole
ill dig through it like a mole
oh knarf six six six
the first time we met
you made me hard and wet
my penis grew large
it was time to charge
I flipped you on your back
and got ready for the attack
you squirmed a little at first
until I had to burst
you took it like a champ
then I beat you with a lamp


got no respsonse last time so its legit to repost

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Jan 22 2010 05:08pm
Quote (franek @ 23 Jan 2010 00:06)
oh knarf six six six
the first time we met
you made me hard and wet
my penis grew large
it was time to charge
I flipped you on your back
and got ready for the attack
you squirmed a little at first
until I had to burst
you took it like a champ
then I beat you with a lamp


got no respsonse last time so its legit to repost


its copypasta anyway
out of text? go away.
if you dont know what to say
leave, really please dont stay
only thugs are allowed
and all you do is screaming random shouts
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Jan 22 2010 05:09pm
you try acting cool but your life is just a fuck up
we all know you coudlnt even do a push up
despite your tries youre just a humiliation
for earth and europe, and even your nation
in real life he cries weeps and sobs
cuz hes too damn stupid to take a regular job
nobody wants him and nobody cares
thats why he's so worn from his blowjob affairs

take my advice du damn son of cake
in truth you are nothing and just a big fake
try somethin normal not wanking to porn
and stop lick my ass i dont like your adore
jump from a bridge or from a tall buildin
end yourself now and we will all win
damn im getting tired fuzzing you up
this rhyme-rap-master has just had enough
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Jan 22 2010 05:14pm
Quote (f10eq @ 23 Jan 2010 00:09)
you try acting cool but your life is just a fuck up
we all know you coudlnt even do a push up
despite your tries youre just a humiliation
for earth and europe, and even your nation
in real life he cries weeps and sobs
cuz hes too damn stupid to take a regular job
nobody wants him and nobody cares
thats why he's so worn from his blowjob affairs

take my advice du damn son of cake
in truth you are nothing and just a big fake
try somethin normal not wanking to porn
and stop lick my ass i dont like your adore
jump from a bridge or from a tall buildin
end yourself now and we will all win
damn im getting tired fuzzing you up
this rhyme-rap-master has just had enough


haha, kiddy cant handle the heat
getting tired is an obvious defeat
petter got owned by the knarf
run to the toilet, youre gonna barf
puke your guts out little child
and lol, i just flamed you mild
you have seen nothing yet
id kill you irl without regret
run while you can dude, ill blow your mind
you got no chance against me, im one of a kind
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Jan 22 2010 05:15pm
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Jan 23 2010 12:02am)
oh lol looks who's joining the fun
moli, time to draw a gun
shoot the itadog in the face
he should rly know his place
doggy, youre on my line
and as long as you keep barking its all fine
barkings dogs dont bite
and if you would, i wish you a nice flight
i would kick you back to italy
and have sex with your sister britanny.


no single truth, your verse is shit
i'm fucking stoned but youre still 1 hit
you cant mess with me, you should know that
talk about shooting, did you already forget about it?
your paladin got raped by my sorc
now shut the fuck up, dork
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Jan 22 2010 05:17pm
reading this shit you would would think its a crime
for a man to sit down, and type a tight rhyme
but i'm here to put the hard shit on the table
you'd heard the rumour right, but you thought i was fable?
its the ill lyricist droppin bombs on you pussy shits
try to talk back? and you're gunna get my fuckin fist
yeah that's it boys i showed you how pros do it
and just remember kids SUB > Europe
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Jan 22 2010 05:18pm
Quote (terror101 @ 23 Jan 2010 00:15)
no single truth, your verse is shit
i'm fucking stoned but youre still 1 hit
you cant mess with me, you should know that
talk about shooting, did you already forget about it?
your paladin got raped by my sorc
now shut the fuck up, dork


haha just shut up man
you asked 100fg, what a scam
guess what i just had a rush
King Knarf in op vile, so just shush
kid has no argument against the king
man, that defeat just GOT to sting
doggy pls make me some pasta
do it faggot, listen to your masta
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Jan 22 2010 05:20pm
Quote (EskimoSlick @ 23 Jan 2010 00:17)
reading this shit you would would think its a crime
for a man to sit down, and type a tight rhyme
but i'm here to put the hard shit on the table
you'd heard the rumour right, but you thought i was fable?
its the ill lyricist droppin bombs on you pussy shits
try to talk back? and you're gunna get my fuckin fist
yeah that's it boys i showed you how pros do it
and just remember kids SUB > Europe


i was impressed of this piece
but then i noticed something, oh jeez
SuB clan what the hell
no words for you, tinkerbell
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Jan 22 2010 05:26pm
Quote (Knarf-666 @ Jan 22 2010 11:20pm)
i was impressed of this piece
but then i noticed something, oh jeez
SuB clan what the hell
no words for you, tinkerbell


you call me tinkerbell man are you trippin?
is it cus my words fly through your head and leave your little brain spinnin?
this must be the best topic in eupvp for a hella long time
cus it aint another topic to let the eufags whine
but come on guys step up your game
if the rhyme is shit, you've only got you to blame !

This post was edited by EskimoSlick on Jan 22 2010 05:29pm
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