Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wana cyber?
You: <gERKID WIEDRR DAA XDDDDDDDDDDD
You: ja
You: yes
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
Stranger: m
You: k cool
You: so im very horny right now ...
Stranger: then get down and suck my 7 in. cock
You: ok ok i stick him it my mouth and begin to suck him .. and lick him with my tongue ..
Stranger: oh yea baby
You: that makes you horny ye?
Stranger: yeeaah
You: so ima try to get the full packet in my mouth with balls etc ..
Stranger: oh damm
You: and afterwards i sucvk your balls ..
You: i want that u stick 3 fingers in me pls
You: im fucking horny right now
Stranger: me 2
You: so what u gonna do when they come for you?
You: BADBOYS BADBOYS !! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOOUU !!!
You: ok sry
You: im listing to music atm
You: but what u gona do with me now?
Stranger: let fuck ur pussy
You: ye put your fucking 7 inch cock in me
You: give me animal names
You: GIVE IT TO ME !!
Stranger: oh ur a fuckin dog
You: YEEEAHH
You: IM FUCKING RIDING UR FUCKING HARD COCK FUCKING RIGHT NOW !!
Stranger: ohhhh babbbbbyyyy
You: GIVE ME ANIMAL NAMES COME ON !!
You: GO U FUCKING BASTARD .... I LIKE IT HARD GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: u fukin kangarooo hopin on dick like that
You: YEEEE
You: IM FUCKING YOU
You: OMg u just cumed in me u fucking imbecile ... shall i get a baby LOL fuck off really
You: ,..... i thought u would give me the hard way
You: but u just cumed after 2 min wtf
You: what is wrong with u
Stranger: everything lol bitchhhh
Stranger: hti n run motha fucka!!!!!
Stranger: hit*
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he cant stand the heat loool

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: willst meinen d2jsp account haben?
Stranger: asl
You: wat red deutsch du kanacke
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: f/m?
Stranger: M
Stranger: U?
You: f
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Md u?
You: saudi arabia
Stranger: Cool
You:
You: it's pretty warm here
You: S:
Stranger: Was in that area once on my way to Iraq and afghanistan
You: it's pretty cool
You: w8
You: oh
You: 5ww
You: oh my god
You: w8
You: there was an explosion
You: o_o
You: oh my god
You: a bus just exploded
You: next to my house
Stranger: Really?
You: w8
You: oh shit
You: oh shit
You: there are peoples
You: who wears
You: black suites
You: they are cleaming that there will start a new war
You: in name of their god
You: oh my lord
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You: Quick, noble Paladin!
You: Which way to Baals throne room, we havent much time!
Stranger: i dont know beautiful maiden!!!
Stranger: lead the way
Stranger: or shall i say
Stranger: leadeth the wayeth
You: Please help me with this quest, by destroying the Lord of Destruction and i will reward thee with great pleasure.
Stranger: i shant
Stranger: i must first become lord of the rings
Stranger: to assist you on your journey
You: How does one become a lord of the rings, dear sir?
Stranger: your father should know
Stranger: he was one
Stranger: go at onec
You: My dearest father, the king, is no longer amongst the living.
Stranger: once
Stranger: i apologize but we shal never know
Stranger: shall
You: And so the Lord of Destruction will bringeth forth the end of this world.
Stranger: i suppose so
Stranger: let us unite in great matrimony before it is done
You: let us do so.
Stranger: i love you beautiful maiden of the east
Stranger: you are the fairest and finest of them all
You: oh, great noble paladin of the south. let us make love!
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: we must find acceptance of each other in our hearts
Stranger: for our faults and sins
Stranger: this shall take quite some time
You: but our love will conquer this test of time, will it not?
Stranger: not unless we can accept ourselves for our sins
Stranger: we must
Stranger: and now
Stranger: i shall go
Stranger: i must retrieve the diamond form the firebreathing dragon
You: i guess this is farewell then, love of my heart.
Stranger: it is such a pity you and i cannot commit to holy matrimony due to the shortage of time
Stranger: i love you
You: and i love you.
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oh lol, iso spielberg to make this into a movie

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: i'm female
Stranger: cool
You: my name is brittany
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet you too
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15
You: you?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: where are you from?
You: travincal, next to rotterdam
You: holland
Stranger: Oh okay! Do you have a facebook?
You: yes
Stranger: what could i find you under?
You: brittany undeadgad
You: but
You: w8
You: i've a photo
You: http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6259/berssa1pm.jpg
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the short ones >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the long ones

this site alrdy bored me
I'll gain the same shit when i talk to my gf ^^

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: heyy
You: do you think 21k dmg fireball is good?
Stranger: the best
You: k ty^^
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Stranger: hi
You: BROTHER! We have been oppressed for too long!
You: RISE WITH ME!
Stranger: against who
You: THE WHITE MAN!
Stranger: sorry nigger get back ma fields and pick that cotton so i can fill up bottles of medicine
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we got a racist in da house xDDD!

lol