You: oh hi
Stranger: aloha
You: sup?
Stranger: well i just found out that what i had for dinner wasnt meatballs but kangaroo testicles,u?
You: lool thats weird loool
You: and how do feel now? xD
Stranger: pretty jumpy
You: ok
You: and what are doin now?
Stranger: masturbating
You: very nice
You: so your a boy?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: a zebra
You: nice
You: u know GERKID ?!
Stranger: yeah man, he's kinda a bastard
Stranger: how?
You: hes a zebra too lol
You: so u are gay ?
Stranger: well im not going to lie....i dont like men or women, i prefer sex with ghosts
You: lol me too
You: mostly in doggystyle
You: ghosts are so fucking great l
You: i love them
You: which postion is ur fav. ?
Stranger: i quite like the good old reverse fireman
You: cool

You: do u know diablo2 ?
Stranger: nope, but i know diablo_18
Stranger: why?
You: what's that?
Stranger: its this guy that when your having problems with somebody he kills them for you
You: where do i find him?
Stranger: well i think that he is busy just now....
Stranger: but he said that he should be in your mothers bedroom tommorow night so you should catch him then
omg ?