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Jun 30 2009 03:33pm
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so i heard you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yes
You: u like to put them in your mouth?
Stranger: what???
You: are you a gay fish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



epic ^^^^
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Jun 30 2009 03:33pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 21.m
You: hi
You: 17 f
You: i just got one question
Stranger: ask it
You: how much is the fucking fish?
Stranger: depends on which fish you want...
You have disconnected.

fish expert lol
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Jun 30 2009 03:33pm
ok not even half of these are funny :S
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Jun 30 2009 03:34pm
Quote (frankie5 @ Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 23:00)
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: i feel sick
Stranger: how come?
You: it just happen I figured out a soj poofed on my char
You: terrible online addiction you know diablo
Stranger: I don't know what a soj is, or a char
You: it's something I rly need in my virtual world because I sit 24/7 on my comp and play online games
Stranger: that's bad, understandable, but bad
You: how's that understable?
Stranger: after about 3 hours on the computer I inevitably get bored and do something else
You: sry typo
Stranger: because the internet is addictive
You: y it is I dunno how to get rid of it
You: got some hints?
Stranger: how to get rid of your internet addiction?
You: yes
You: can tell me?
Stranger: you should read a book
Stranger: or draw a picture
Stranger: or join a drama group
You: bah no that is boring
You: what is a drama group?
You: sounds interesting
Stranger: a group that does acting, like theatre
You: ok a theatre hmmmm.... can name a good one?
Stranger: well, I don't know whereabout you live
Stranger: you would need to research your local theatres
You: that's obvious but what do you like?
You: I'm from india
Stranger: well, you could do bollywood stuff
You: it's all day the same can't see it anymore I'm very proud of it though


you're doing it wrong lol
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Jun 30 2009 03:34pm
Quote (f10eq @ Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 22:33)
ok not even half of these are funny :S


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so i heard you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yes
You: u like to put them in your mouth?
Stranger: what???
You: are you a gay fish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

is epic :C
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Jun 30 2009 03:34pm
Quote (OP3N @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 11:29pm)
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: cool
You: I accidently the whole jewish population
Stranger: FUCK YOU IM JEW
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xDDDDDD^^ n1
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Jun 30 2009 03:35pm
Quote (frankie5 @ Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 23:34)
xDDDDDD^^ n1


lol ok was nice xD!!
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Jun 30 2009 03:40pm
rly epic convo lol


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 11
Stranger: molest me
You: im panda
You: hug me
Stranger: *hugs*
Stranger: MOLEST!
You: >:3
You: LIONRAPE INCOMING
Stranger: Rawr
Stranger: YEAH
You: ;DDDDD
Stranger: I LIKE THAT
Stranger: ;D
You: so do i
You: omgwatf
Stranger: :O
You: <;3 chinese rape
You: be aware
Stranger: :O
Stranger: No
You: small cock
Stranger: It cant be true
You: i know
Stranger: So bad
You: :C
Stranger: like indian rape
You: paki rape
You: is b4d
You: >:3
Stranger: |;3
Stranger: Totally
You: in b4
You: hi
Stranger: so u gonna rape me?
Stranger: :O
You: yep
Stranger: (_O_)
Stranger: Stick it in
You: 8======================================================D
You: long schlong incoming
You: with grim face
You: >:3
Stranger: Sexy
You: RROOOAOAARRR
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: mmmmm
You: mmmm
You: epic
Stranger: (_(________________)_)
Stranger: Nice molesting there buddy
You: <;3 opelation chinacash succeeded
You: ty
Stranger: :O
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: (_._)
You: RAPED BY FUCKIN IMBECILE CHINESE CUNTS
You: YOU FAIL!
Stranger: So small
You: and hairy
Stranger: ewww
You: reminds me of ghey
Stranger: GTFO OUT TIME TO GET SOME NIGGERS
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Jun 30 2009 03:42pm
You: oh hi
Stranger: aloha
You: sup?
Stranger: well i just found out that what i had for dinner wasnt meatballs but kangaroo testicles,u?
You: lool thats weird loool
You: and how do feel now? xD
Stranger: pretty jumpy
You: ok
You: and what are doin now?
Stranger: masturbating
You: very nice
You: so your a boy?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: a zebra
You: nice
You: u know GERKID ?!
Stranger: yeah man, he's kinda a bastard
Stranger: how?
You: hes a zebra too lol
You: so u are gay ?
Stranger: well im not going to lie....i dont like men or women, i prefer sex with ghosts
You: lol me too
You: mostly in doggystyle
You: ghosts are so fucking great l
You: i love them
You: which postion is ur fav. ?
Stranger: i quite like the good old reverse fireman
You: cool :D
You: do u know diablo2 ?
Stranger: nope, but i know diablo_18
Stranger: why?
You: what's that?
Stranger: its this guy that when your having problems with somebody he kills them for you
You: where do i find him?
Stranger: well i think that he is busy just now....
Stranger: but he said that he should be in your mothers bedroom tommorow night so you should catch him then

omg ?
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Jun 30 2009 03:42pm
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine, ty
You: you?
Stranger: im pretty good thx
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: ;)
You: ;)
Stranger: from?
You: luth golein
Stranger: wtf!!
You: little city in canada
You: you?
Stranger: okey :P
Stranger: sweden
You: nice
Stranger: what are u doing? ;)
You: trying to destroy the stone of mephisto
You: it requires the hell forge
You: wtf
You: i rage
*Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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