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Apr 18 2017 07:38pm
Quote (MaximillianCohen @ 18 Apr 2017 18:34)
So much time was wasted that day making fake screenshots on marieusz


Triple vouch.

I'm glad that Mariseuz is mature enough to never stoop to their level :)

This post was edited by Crimewave on Apr 18 2017 07:38pm
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Apr 19 2017 12:18am
Cuckold humiliated and logged off JSP/D2 after calling me out TWICE today without the following:

A. Showing up to the game he allegedgly created where was was "waiting for me".

Results were as followed:

Or B. Actually dueling me when he DID show up (after claiming he was "busy" with his fat gf for an hour or so).

This is the type of kid who I'd bitch slap in real life then fuck his fat blonde gf (lol ask him to post recent pics of her LULZZZZ).

Wish I still had that screen cap of Perform claiming he was in the SF Bay Area and wanted to fite me IRL but when I drove 5 hours south from where I live, he logged off USEast where he remained logged off for 2-3 days to try to salvage some manhood. Oh yea, didn't you tell TeK you'd meet up with him in East Oakland and never showed? LOLLL yea, seems pretty typical. It's ok though, you would've just gotten a world-class beat down by two legendary~ internet trollsmiths and all-around /goodguys/.

So many d2 kids are serious LOLcows and you will be treated accordingly forever and ever.. Or till me and the PouTine Death SquaD gets tired of harassing you.

This post was edited by Crimewave on Apr 19 2017 12:20am
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Apr 19 2017 10:20am
A) Everyone knows I live in Canada
B) So many d2 kids are serious LOLcows and you will be treated accordingly forever and ever - You're the one who said you drove 10 hours just to see my pretty face, somewhere I'd never be hehe XD
C)
D)
E)

Looks like you'll never step to me, keep making more excuses so you don't have to duel your superior Steven XDD

It's okay, like I said, I'd dodge me too. :thumbsup:

Duel me, Please?



Quote (Crimewave @ Apr 19 2017 02:18am)
Cuckold humiliated and logged off JSP/D2 after calling me out TWICE today without the following:

A. Showing up to the game he allegedgly created where was was "waiting for me".

Results were as followed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IzHwV16bE

Or B. Actually dueling me when he DID show up (after claiming he was "busy" with his fat gf for an hour or so).

This is the type of kid who I'd bitch slap in real life then fuck his fat blonde gf (lol ask him to post recent pics of her LULZZZZ).

Wish I still had that screen cap of Perform claiming he was in the SF Bay Area and wanted to fite me IRL but when I drove 5 hours south from where I live, he logged off USEast where he remained logged off for 2-3 days to try to salvage some manhood. Oh yea, didn't you tell TeK you'd meet up with him in East Oakland and never showed? LOLLL yea, seems pretty typical. It's ok though, you would've just gotten a world-class beat down by two legendary~ internet trollsmiths and all-around /goodguys/.

So many d2 kids are serious LOLcows and you will be treated accordingly forever and ever.. Or till me and the PouTine Death SquaD gets tired of harassing you.


ALso you can jerk off to a picture of my girlfriend in my profile.

You're dunce enough to think she can gain 150+ lbs in a month, feel so bad for your sadistic twisted shitty emo life.

This post was edited by Perform on Apr 19 2017 10:28am
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Apr 19 2017 10:46am
Quote (Crimewave @ Apr 19 2017 06:18am)
Cuckold humiliated and logged off JSP/D2 after calling me out TWICE today without the following:

A. Showing up to the game he allegedgly created where was was "waiting for me".

Results were as followed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IzHwV16bE

Or B. Actually dueling me when he DID show up (after claiming he was "busy" with his fat gf for an hour or so).

This is the type of kid who I'd bitch slap in real life then fuck his fat blonde gf (lol ask him to post recent pics of her LULZZZZ).

Wish I still had that screen cap of Perform claiming he was in the SF Bay Area and wanted to fite me IRL but when I drove 5 hours south from where I live, he logged off USEast where he remained logged off for 2-3 days to try to salvage some manhood. Oh yea, didn't you tell TeK you'd meet up with him in East Oakland and never showed? LOLLL yea, seems pretty typical. It's ok though, you would've just gotten a world-class beat down by two legendary~ internet trollsmiths and all-around /goodguys/.

So many d2 kids are serious LOLcows and you will be treated accordingly forever and ever.. Or till me and the PouTine Death SquaD gets tired of harassing you.


you're takin this whole pubgame/hvh business too serious LUL
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Apr 19 2017 10:49am
Quote (MaximillianCohen @ Apr 19 2017 03:34am)
So much time was wasted that day making fake screenshots on marieusz


haha
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Apr 19 2017 12:01pm
Quote (Piwah @ 19 Apr 2017 09:46)
you're takin this whole pubgame/hvh business too serious LUL


Oh so because I'm humiliating your boyfriend and proving him to be a scamming cuckold one keyer I guess I take the game too seriously.

Not my fault his girlfriend keeps asking to see my cock via Skype :\
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Apr 19 2017 12:06pm
Quote (Perform @ 19 Apr 2017 09:20)
A) Everyone knows I live in Canada
B) So many d2 kids are serious LOLcows and you will be treated accordingly forever and ever - You're the one who said you drove 10 hours just to see my pretty face, somewhere I'd never be hehe XD
C)http://i.imgur.com/aNScbRY.jpg
D)http://i.imgur.com/MVl0kPp.jpg
E)http://i.imgur.com/XpRpZfZ.jpg

Looks like you'll never step to me, keep making more excuses so you don't have to duel your superior Steven XDD

It's okay, like I said, I'd dodge me too. :thumbsup:

Duel me, Please?





ALso you can jerk off to a picture of my girlfriend in my profile.

You're dunce enough to think she can gain 150+ lbs in a month, feel so bad for your sadistic twisted shitty emo life.


Blah blah blah all I read was WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM A HUGE CUCKFAG WHOSE GIRLFRIEND KEEPS HITTING UP CRIMEWAVE ON SKYPE TO SEE HIS LOLDONG

And actually you told both of us you were in the Bay Area and you legit wanted to fight both of us but we know you were just lying because your skinny twig looking ass would've gotten dropped like Minerals everytime I see him in game :)

This post was edited by Crimewave on Apr 19 2017 12:07pm
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Apr 19 2017 12:08pm
Quote (Crimewave @ Apr 19 2017 02:06pm)
Blah blah blah all I read was WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM A HUGE CUCKFAG WHOSE GIRLFRIEND KEEPS HITTING UP CRIMEWAVE ON SKYPE TO SEE HIS LOLDONG


Woosah, Steven.

Duel me, Please?

I live in London Ontario Canada, thank you very much!

N6J 2H3 =D

This post was edited by Perform on Apr 19 2017 12:08pm
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Apr 19 2017 12:11pm
Quote (Perform @ 19 Apr 2017 11:08)
Woosah, Steven.

Duel me, Please?

I live in London Ontario Canada, thank you very much!

N6J 2H3 =D


I don't understand the last part of your reply. Perhaps you could decode that for me?

Oh and I think Dan DID mention something to TeK about you being a pussy for purposely dodging me twice yesterday.

I mean, you DID say you were waiting for me in that one game and were never actually logged on B.net which you did show up eventually in the day but refused to step into the Blood Moor.

Also had Minerals show up on his secret mercdin Pottt to 2v1 me. I think it's pretty weird that he just showed up out of nowhere but you know, I'm sure it was just a coincidence ((sarcasm)).

This post was edited by Crimewave on Apr 19 2017 12:11pm
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Apr 19 2017 12:14pm
Quote (Crimewave @ Apr 19 2017 02:11pm)
I don't understand the last part of your reply. Perhaps you could decode that for me?

Oh and I think Dan DID mention something about you being a pussy for purposely dodgine me twice yesturday.

I mean, you DID say you were waiting for me in that one game and were never actually logged on B.net which you did show up eventually in the day but refused to step into the Blood Moor.

Also had Minerals show up on his secret mercdin Pottt to 2v1 me. I think it's pretty weird that he just showed up out of nowhere but you know, I'm sure it was just a coincidence ((sarcasm)).


Bahahahahahaha, thought you didn't know any Dans? Damn how enraged/delusional are you, you emo lil twerp roflmfaofmaof!!!

Quote (Crimewave @ Apr 19 2017 02:08pm)
I don't know any Dans but I guess whatever helps you cope with your girlfriend bugging me on Skype :\


DUEL ME, PLEASE LOL?








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