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Stranger: i'm 16 years old, my penis is 6 inches long, is this good?
You: hmm I dont kno
You: no penis here
You: :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

paki▲

You: Hi
Stranger: ello
Stranger: COW?
You: Wanna open it?
Stranger: what?
You: *A wild snorlax appears*
You: *Casts sleep*
Stranger: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You: zZzZzZz
Stranger: snorlax is cute
You: zZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZz
Stranger: lool
You: zZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZz
Stranger: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
You: zZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZzzZzZzZz

♪afk x)

Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: where you from ?
You: lut gholein
You: you?
Stranger: where is this ?
Stranger: brazil
You: beyond the dry hills
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


rofl xDDDD

LOL KNARF

rofl

Stranger: hey
You: Hello, the girl is mine.
Stranger: which girl?
Stranger: MY GIRL?
Stranger: !
You: CHARIZARD GOO
Stranger: you son of a bitcj
Stranger: go KADABRA
Stranger: PSYBEAM NOW!
You: switches to ak47
You: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM
You: AND I'M ALL OUTTA' GUM
You: will you open it?
Stranger: open what?
You: open it plz.
Stranger: open what?
You: BALLS OF STEEL
Stranger: IVE GOT IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Stranger: BALLS OF BALLS OF
Stranger: BALLLLSSS OF STEEEL
You: Then you are the Terminator, not Duke Nukem
You: Fucking spastic.
You have disconnected.

HAAHHAAHAH KYLE LOL DYING IRL XDDDDDDDDDD

wat is that