Simple
Tell a joke if I laugh I'll pm you a code

In a meh mood smile for smile? Lol

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest.

Chuck won by 3

Lol pm'd

lmao that made my day

What do men and ugly girls have in common??

-We both have to work for what we want

Bonus:

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree??

-Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Lmfao owned.




Little Johnny...

Alright, so he's getting to that age he's about you know... 13 years old or so.

He comes home from school one day, looks around can't see his parents... not in the kitchen, not in the living room...

Little Johnny hears a noise from upstairs, it's got to be them..

As he makes his was up the stairs and looks into his parents room, little Johnny peaks in and sees his dad, he has his mom bent over the bed and he's just giving it to her...

His dad notices his... not sure what to do so he kind of laughs smiles gives Johnny a wave.

So Johnny's dad finishes up and thinks that's got your be traumatizing for little Johnny so he decides to go see how he's doing.

Little Johnny's dad looks around, not in his room... he's not in the living room or the kitchen...

Little Johnny's dad hears a sound coming from downstairs, so he decides to go check it out.

As he goes down the stairs he sees little Johnny, and he has his grandma bent over the couch, and he's just giving it to her!

Johnny's dad yells "Johnny, what are you doing!?"

Little Johnny replies, "it's not so funny when it's your mom, is it bitch!?"

Loll

so are we doing little johnny jokes? this ones my fav

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.
One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it."
But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out,
Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear.
"Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car
she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear.
His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

heres a bouns one from his classmate april

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.

Lold at both of these ill pm you two a code soon

EDIT both codes sent next?

This post was edited by Zinaga on Aug 6 2016 12:46pm

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully," and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."