Google says : luxatio erecta

Would the surgery you're getting be called shoulder arthrodesis by any chance

*New Story*

As you raced across the playing field, you encounted the figure of the opposing team. You charge at him, trying to preserve and keep the football in the hands of your team. You blink for a split-second, and you are face-to-face with the opposing team member. You quicken your haste with great fortitude, and slam your weight into the abdomen of the opposing player. You feel a sharp pain in your arm, but you see your team racing into the end zone. Your team gets a touchdown, yet your arm feels an unending pain. You dislocated your arm, yet it was for a win for your team.

Heh.

Nope to the last two.

Bah. Does that include mine?

Yep that includes yours. It's not that hard...
I'll give a hint....
Big... hint...

Sub****

Those stars each stand for a letter.

well here is my story,

this depends on where u live.

winter climate:
you were probably shoveling some snow or something cause ur parents made u and u suddenly felt sharp pain in ur shoulder, just thinking it was a everyday pain u kept on going just to get the driveway done. going back inside u took a couple asprin and sat down to watch <insert football team here> play in there game. the pain slowly started to go away until u started to play diablo 2 LOD on ur computer when your shoulder started to hurt again. not caring what was happening u pushed onward in diablo (god damn this game for being so addictive) till 1 in the morning tilll u pretty much pass out on the keyboard. after waking up the next day u realize that your shoulder is swollen and in an imense amout of pain. u went to the doctor to find out your rotator cuff had been torn and u dind't realize it, but u made it worse by not tending to it at all.

summer climate:
on a bright and sunny day you and your old lady went on a picknik in the green hills in <insert city here>. suddenly a robber came with a bit metal rod and demanded all of your money. being vallient u tell him to "go the hell away" and he hits you with the rod smashin ur shoulder, and ends up taking your money. u get up not even realizing the pain you are in and u takle him while he is running off with ur loot. furious u beat him down with ur bare hands and take back all of your money + what he had on him making u $79.63 richer then u were before. u go straight to the doctors to find out that u have a broken shoulder blade and have to have immediate surgery to fix it or u could have serious problems.

Chronic trianglur fibrocartilage, complex tears with distal radioulna joint instability.

Ok:
After an amazing pass by the opposing team, number 22 catches it mid-air and starts running with tremendous speed. With catlike grace, you charged at him and knocked him to the ground in mid air, where his great mass of 300 pounds crushed you into the ground, along with your dreams of the NFL!