k so far i've done a sig/ava contest, y u need it contest, and a race contest.....this 1 is going to be a joke telling contest, 1 joke per person ....

What do Michale Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

Baby seal walks into a club.

same as all of my other 1's i'm not telling who is winning until the end

So is my Sinbad joke winning ?

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

k i gtg eat i'll tell who wins when i come back