I keep seeing people saying "nice use of topaz" or like "eww topaz"

WTF IS TOPAZ?!!

jesus christ people, don't you know what google is?

.... is "topaz jewelry" supposed to help me any?

http://www.topazproject.org/trac/
Welcome to Topaz ¶

Based loosely on the ORM (Object to Relational Mapping) family of software, Topaz is a powerful object to triple persistence and query service. Topaz lets you develop persistent classes following object-oriented concepts such as inheritance, composition, association, etc. Besides allowing use of the underlying RDF store's native query language, Topaz provides its own language (OQL), which applications can utilize to query based on persisted objects. The following diagram provides a conceptual view on where Topaz can be used by an application

No you search "topaz graphic design photoshop", ???, profit.
And I think SaffasMissionary (or however you spell it) answered your question in another thread.

Almost came.

wtf? Dude, I'm a pretty smart mother fer and that just confused the living shit outta me. Can you explain it instead of c/p what was in that website?

Think it sharpens

Wow, thats the way to shorten it up lol you definately get an A+ if that whole paragraph meant "Sharpens" Cause I was 2 seconds away from slapping myself after I read that big ass thing lol

Lol, I don't know if that's forsure what it does, but the program is free, so you can just try it out. I think it makes things clearer or sharpens or something.