How many times has this happened to you? You deliver a killing blow to Andariel, Maiden of Anguish, and as she falls, she drops the most beautiful statue of Talic the Defender, one of the three fabled Barbarian guardians of Mount Arreat. You pick it up, look it over, and think to yourself, “Wow, this is good. This is DAMN good. This will look wonderful on my mantle above the fireplace.” But in that moment you wonder… If owning one Talic’s Anguish statue feels this great, how amazing would it be to have ninety-eight more of them? Well wonder no more! Available now, this glorious stack of 99, count ‘em, 99 Talic statues CAN BE YOURS, all for the low, low price of $19.95 200 fg! Act now and we’ll throw in a matching stack of 99 sparkling, shimmering blue Twisted Essence of Suffering! One for each and every Talic! For what better way to accent your legion of Talics than by giving each his very own bump of azure demon powder? This deal won’t be around forever, and is only available while supplies last!!
…In all seriousness, I’ve been farming Andy trying to knock the last sunder off my chronicle, and it hurts not being able to pick up statues from her anymore. If anyone needs some, I’ll do 3 fg each, or take ‘em all off my hands for 200 fg. If you made it this far, hope you had a chuckle, thanks for reading. ☺️
This post was edited by ChildeRoland on Jun 18 2026 10:42pm
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