God bless all you bums

Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today. I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition. I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement. Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!

another jobber bites the dust

He's had more retirements than title defenses.

God damn casuals.

Jobor McJobbor

Khabib smashing the shit out of him will always hunt that dork

McQuitter got sent to early retirement

He hasn’t won a fight in how long now? He starched Alvarez but Diaz fucked him up both times, and the domination Lhabib put on him?!

He really retired though cause he didn’t wanna get his ass whooped by Blessed. Real future Champ-Champ who will actually defend a title!