my neighbor is dana white...

well actually, my neighbor shook his hand once, but with your logic it's the same thing.

He can't seem to read.

One cannot argue with ignorance.

Tell me about it =\

e: ne ways.. I'm not going to sit here and tell you why this topic wasn't a fail.. the only fail here, is you guys actually helping me with the question in post #1.


I included that i train with the guy that got me into this, And.. His trainer, which is now training the both of us. Guess you 4got to read that.

This post was edited by knoxri on May 26 2009 03:36pm

This.
Good analogy btw.

I will take time out of my non busy day to answer your question of why you fail.

[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 12:57pm]Yea.. I was offered a trainer for ufc, i've been training for only a few days now, learned alot.. first hybrid match is this saturday against a guy with a 1-2-1 record.

So, the reason for posting this, Diso endurence exercises.. my shoulders die after only 2 min or so of hittin the bag hard.. iso something to build those up and possibly something to help with speed? (Not a huge deal, i'm going to take it to the ground) Ne mma tips u guys want to provide would be great.

My oppenent has about 4 inches on me in height.. and maybe 3 lbs over me.. He has a longer reach obv.. but i've been told im double if not triple his strength.. i know submissions well, so once i get him to the ground, my plan is to break his arm or put him to sleep..

Thanks.

e: they seem to like me, so they alrdy offered me a manager and everything.. thinking this is going to become my career.

Btw, the definition of a hybrid match, is kickboxing when standing.. but the second it hits the floor, its all grapling.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=xGeArz,Wed, May 20 2009, 01:09pm]Honestly, I have no idea why you think life is so easy.

You "modeled" for some rando company and you thought you could be a professional bodybuilder with ease.

Now you've only trained for a few days and you think you're becoming a professional UFC cage fighter?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boxa,Wed, May 20 2009, 05:37pm]I hope this kid gets AIDS.

He's either a pathological liar or he's about to enter a world of pain when he gets knocked the fuck out.

LMAO @ Offered a UFC Trainer...

Most professional MMA fighters don't even get that opportunity.

No gym in the world would put a fighter who has trained for days into a match.

And your shoulders get tired quick?

Don't you military press 245 or 265?

You're a fuckin goon kid, if you're 18 and doing any kind of combat training, please let me come see you in a ring.

e: lol @ your plan being to break his arm or put him to sleep.

only chance you win is if you get on your knees and suck his dick and he taps out from cumming.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 07:27pm]Well lets see.. why do it if you hadn't planned on it being a career.. its not something you do for a short time and quit, 2nd.. if you know ne thing about mma matches.. hybrid matches meen, kickboxing untill you hit the floor.. than its all grappling. Holes closed.

e: btw, alot of mma fighters use p90x =]

mkay my mistake, shouldnt have posted it here, should of figured i wasent going to get ne positive answers from you assholes..

thread closed.
an yes i realize this.. my first match is just for experience.. it wont even go on my record. They just want me to get the feel of the entire idea.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=7_Deadly_Sins,Wed, May 20 2009, 07:58pm]So you're sparring?
If it doesnt go on your record its not a match...

and lol @ Pros using p90x[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 08:10pm]Just shorts and gloves.. thats why its not exactly sparring.. but not exactly mma.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 08:14pm]exactly.. no knees, no elbows.. nothing.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=7_Deadly_Sins,Wed, May 20 2009, 09:10pm]No that's sparring still...I've sparred before with just gloves and a mouth peice...my friend who actually does MMA in north Ga spars w/o head gear...
Stop flattering yourself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Thu, May 21 2009, 03:03am]This. I want to knock him out, Balla.. but I doubt i can reach his head >.< Thus the reason im going to try to either break his arm or put him to sleep.



This is what im going for.[/QUOTE]

Lastly
[QUOTE=knoxri,Fri, May 22 2009, 01:03pm]I said i could do 255.. which i can, never did 270, which i also said.. numerous times..[/QUOTE] You had said you could military press 275 and said that whey killed people but you were taking whey wtf? (and ok i didn't find the quotes big woop)

[QUOTE=isaac_m,Wed, May 20 2009, 08:02pm]Sparring is like an every day training wtf... LOL

First fight, but it's sparring. Just like saying you're gonna take your first final exam but it's really a review sheet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 08:03pm]omfg, how stupid are you? I told you it was just to get the feel of the setting.. Your ignorance is intolerable.. gtfo ty?[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=knoxri,Mon, Jan 19 2009, 01:23am]Clever.. Im 3/4 irish =] And i have gg genetics

to bad im only 155 lbs =[[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Thu, May 21 2009, 02:36am]Yeaaa, they told me to go all grappling while i have the strength..

They want me down to 155 Cuz im 5'8, and most ppl 165-170 lbs or more are about 6ft, So i guess im going to be losing some muscle mass unfortunately.. Hopefully i can continue taking my whey

And still hit 155 with the strength i have now. (very doubtful) Dunno if i can carve 10 pounds of pure fat off my ass..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Wed, May 20 2009, 12:57pm]Yea.. I was offered a trainer for ufc, i've been training for only a few days now, learned alot.. first hybrid match is this saturday against a guy with a 1-2-1 record.

So, the reason for posting this, Diso endurence exercises.. my shoulders die after only 2 min or so of hittin the bag hard.. iso something to build those up and possibly something to help with speed? (Not a huge deal, i'm going to take it to the ground) Ne mma tips u guys want to provide would be great.

My oppenent has about 4 inches on me in height.. and maybe 3 lbs over me.. He has a longer reach obv.. but i've been told im double if not triple his strength.. i know submissions well, so once i get him to the ground, my plan is to break his arm or put him to sleep..

Thanks.

e: they seem to like me, so they alrdy offered me a manager and everything.. thinking this is going to become my career.

Btw, the definition of a hybrid match, is kickboxing when standing.. but the second it hits the floor, its all grapling.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=knoxri,Tue, May 26 2009, 09:27pm]Ha, I didn't find a ufc coach.. Found a guy that trains with one, he asked me if i was interested in training with him.. When i told him yes.. he decided he wanted to try an take us both all the way.

If i had known u were going to be so anal about the details, i would have included them.

And yea, sparing match. Weird how those two words go together huh? Well, you failed at proving this topic was a fail.. Next?[/QUOTE]


OWNED NOW GTFO

This post was edited by isaac_m on May 26 2009 03:49pm

fuck me

this kid is a total failure

Boo. This thread does not deliver.

Anyhoo, this should give you time to get to trainin'.

prediction of his post:



Besides sense of reality he seems to lack some intelligence as well.

/e OR besides modelling and pro-MMA, he's also offered a scholarship for his exellence in his academic field of research.

This post was edited by moonhammer on May 26 2009 03:58pm

Lol, this dude is such full of shit.
That picture of abs probably isn't even him.
Jk, so you ended up not fighting anyone?


This post was edited by Coca_Cola on May 26 2009 04:01pm

much hate and rage in here. do squats not war