Quote (MattBrown @ Nov 30 2017 09:43am)
Every time a penny passes through my hands I stick it up my ass and then spend it. It's a long term strategy. I've been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years I've stuck 30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything. Cab rides, movie theatres, groceries... Thats a lot of ass pennies I got out there my friend. And here's where the magic comes in. When I meet with someone that intimidates me, puts me on edge, a real “hard ass”.. I just think to myself they've probably handled some of my ass pennies. In fact, they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me an upper hand. I mean hey, I haven't touched anything thats been in their ass.
I have a penny collection so big you’d freak out. Think I got any Brownlees?
Quote (Lethdar @ Nov 30 2017 12:24pm)
wow this reminds me of something... There's this girl from work who has a thing for me. I won't go into details but i'll just say she's super upfront about it, and for certain valid reasons i rejected her a few times. BUT, one day she randomly walked up to me and gave me a pen, and she was super weird about it. No conversation to accompany it or anything, she just came up to give me this random basic pen and leave. The second she left, the first thought that went through my mind was this weird ass chick probably stuck this pen up her vag. i didn't really give a shit and actually used the pen, and like a week later she asked if i still had it, and i said yes and asked why, and she said she was just wondering. At this point i'm about 90% sure it was inside of her.
Go post this in GC you will be there god.