Quote (MrJoshua @ May 21 2011 02:19pm)
its really not that hard, i think you guys are over thinking it.
and i am pretty co-ordinated for someone that is as tall as i am, im pretty quick too because i keep myself naturally relaxed, and i enjoy balance and hand-eye coordination exercises
im actually faster and more nimble than i am strong, and i can run up corner of the wall like i said, but i wouldnt DARE try backflips or anything crazy that I would consider "acrobatic"
pole vaulting and gymnastics are accrobatic
not running up a wall, that is just more a good sturdy pair of shoes with good traction, a bit of leverage, and fast moving legs
you have to think if i had two people rushing up on me, that means when i leaned on them to push them my weight was supported mostly by them, and not by the wall
also
I've caught a fly with a pair of chop sticks on my very first try, maybe ever and definately my first try that year in my life
was eating sushi outside of winn-dixie when i worked there and i liked to use the chop sticks, i sat in the grass so there were always flies/gnats, etc.
a fly caught my peripheral vision, and i snatched it right out of mid flight with the tip of the chop sticks
im not saying i caught it by the wing, and even i believe there was quite a bit of dumb luck/ even the force of god somewhere in that moment.
I also have snatched a fly out of mid air by the wing with just two fingers in a normal common pinching tradition
it was flying a very small figure eight pattern over a cup of water on my bedside table, i sat up and kind of just had a zen moment where i stared directly at the fly almost with magnified vision, and just reached into it slow and without scaring the fly away, plucked it from mid air, stared it in the eye, let it go, and it flew right out of my bedroom and out the front door
i had all of the doors open/ my room is next to the bedroom so it easily could have been following the air flow in the room, but it happened
personally i know its hard to believe, or even understand but i've done these things.
and the fact that you dont believe them doesnt insult me, but the fact that you insult me for saying them is insulting.
also just for anyone who is religious, has kids, or is a scout, like me.
I swear to god and on my family, scouts honor, all of these things are true
you are simply over thinking them
stfu you lying fat fuck.