I apologize for my outburst, my excitement for Conor McGregor took over me. He’s just so I mean there isn’t even a word for him, perfect, greatest, the best, god? Not big enough for this man.
His penis alone can crush 50 men, the left han’ shot will crumble entire nations. President Trump calls Mac’ for advisement, when McGregor will take the call that is.
Again I apologize, the greatest combat sports athlete ever just inspires me to new levels of greatness.
Thank you Conor!