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#131
Dec 26 2007 12:38am
Quote (Clouderz @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:35am)
it actually depends on ur sex abilities, if u fuck like a fish she'll fucking leave u for sure, but if her a fucking artist at the art of sex, she'll come back ^^


dude you guys have spencers right? its just a sex store.. if not they have the sweetest books on sex positions and all these lubes that you can eat and fucking cock rings its beautiful. if u fuck like a fish go there they teach you everything you need to know
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#132
Dec 26 2007 12:39am
Quote (Clouderz @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:37am)
thats just fucking gross, if u fuck fat bitches and u have sex, and she's on top of u and ur dick is in her, she will fucking CRUSH or SNAP ur dick in two, and then she cant get off u from all the fucking cheeseburgers in her belly so u cant call an ambulance then u fucking bleed to death


lol? i've never even had sex when the chick is on top. i get too roudy when i'm drunk, i don't even think i've ever been sober during sex..
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#133
Dec 26 2007 12:39am
Quote (Clouderz @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:37am)
thats just fucking gross, if u fuck fat bitches and u have sex, and she's on top of u and ur dick is in her, she will fucking CRUSH or SNAP ur dick in two, and then she cant get off u from  all the fucking cheeseburgers in her belly so u cant call an ambulance then u fucking bleed to death


hahhahaa
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#134
Dec 26 2007 12:39am
Quote (d2jspcalves @ Tue, Dec 25 2007, 10:38pm)
dude you guys have spencers right? its just a sex store.. if not they have the sweetest books on sex positions and all these lubes that you can eat and fucking cock rings its beautiful. if u fuck like a fish go there they teach you everything you need to know


Go to hustler or a sex shop if you really want to fuck around
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#135
Dec 26 2007 12:40am
Quote (Clouderz @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:37am)
thats just fucking gross, if u fuck fat bitches and u have sex, and she's on top of u and ur dick is in her, she will fucking CRUSH or SNAP ur dick in two, and then she cant get off u from  all the fucking cheeseburgers in her belly so u cant call an ambulance then u fucking bleed to death


i have never fucked a fat girl. dont wwant to but its bound to happen. friekin college and drinking.....
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Dec 26 2007 12:40am
Quote (JDMSilviaSpecR @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:39am)
Go to hustler or a sex shop if you really want to fuck around


haha at castle here in oregon we have these box spaces that have a t.v inside and u can 'test' the porno's u wanna buy..ya peaple whack off in them lmao
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#137
Dec 26 2007 12:40am
Quote (ilubkittens @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:39am)
lol? i've never even had sex when the chick is on top. i get too roudy when i'm drunk, i don't even think i've ever been sober during sex..


imo, drunk sex is the most fun but the most dangerous, cause ur drunk so u dont remember to put a fucking condom on so ur fucking a fat vhick and ur drunk, but when ur sober drunk u might not hve as much fun but u probably wotn get fucking aids
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#138
Dec 26 2007 12:40am
Quote (d2jspcalves @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:38am)
dude you guys have spencers right? its just a sex store.. if not they have the sweetest books on sex positions and all these lubes that you can eat and fucking cock rings its beautiful. if u fuck like a fish go there they teach you everything you need to know


cock rings are fucking awesome. keeps you rock hard. and if you get the vibrating one every time you thrust it vibrates right on her clit.

That's what i bought her last year for christmas

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A gift that keeps on giving wink.gif
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#139
Dec 26 2007 12:41am
Quote (ilubkittens @ Wed, Dec 26 2007, 06:39am)
lol? i've never even had sex when the chick is on top. i get too roudy when i'm drunk, i don't even think i've ever been sober during sex..


ghHHhHhH. i like getting high bbefore i have sex... feeels goood
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#140
Dec 26 2007 12:41am
Quote (d2jspcalves @ Tue, Dec 25 2007, 10:40pm)
i have never fucked a fat girl. dont wwant to but its bound to happen. friekin college and drinking.....


Dude even when I get belligerently drunk, I still have have have some standards. I never have and never will fuck a fat heifer.
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