Quote (gierolpelnakurwa @ Oct 2 2014 01:36pm)
A father caught his 15 year old son with the key to the liquor cabinet and the distinct smell of whiskey on his breath. Irate, the father began yelling at his son: "What the hell are you doing?! What gave you the idea you could drink my booze? And you are only 15!"
The son slurred a bit as he said "Geez, Pop, calm down. I was just celebrating my first blow-job. I figured I'd have my first drink too".
The father paused, and for a moment reflected on his own teenage years, the confusion, the drama, and all the angst he had long since outgrown. Changing his tune a bit, he said: "Son, im going to do for you what my father did for me. Lets sit down and talk about life and love over a cold beer".
The son replied: "That sounds good, Dad, but if it makes no difference to you, I'll stick with bourbon. Its helping cover the taste of the cum."
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