Topic behaviour- Report any topic that violates rules
- ALWAYS make sure you post "Reportet dancinglock.gif"
- ALWAYS report early bumps
- ALWAYS post "Reportet for early bump dancinglock.gif banana.gif
- Don't fuck up
General behaviour- Take note of every member older than july 2007. their status, birthdays, whatnot
- When someone gains special status (ie. birthday, promotion) YOU MUST, I REPEAT, ABSOLUTELY MUST!!! congratulate them, preferably publicly.
- Be overhelpful
- Be way too happy and positive
- Always Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Single Word
- Have someone make you an awesome sig with preferably abstract art and lots of colors
- Have your whole jsp history in your profile.
- Along with ANY useful info found in the stickies...
- And the list of every trusted, mediator, memb++ and fuckloads of more people
- Spend 90% of your time/posts repeating whatever is commonly known. Despise people who simply tell to "google the info yourself shitface"
- End your posts with "Regards, WHOEVERYOUARE.
Duly noted - list of things that CERTAINLY won't affect trusted tag.- Trade behaviour, no matter how much and how often you trade, it's always the one who sucks up most that gets the tag
- Even though you get that 70% warning from 'helping' people out in scammer accusations forum, it doesn't matter. You helped people out - you're trusted.
IRC- Be there.
- All the time.
- Example convo:
<mod> I had shitty day today...
<you> OH??!! REALLY? tell me about it, i really care.
<mod> ok.. so, i was driving to work
<you> AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA :ddDD GOOD ONE.
<mod> what?
<you> oh, it wasn't a joke?
<you> continue plzz
<mod> okay, so i was driving to work
<mod> when this dumbass kid jumped in front of my car
<you> ;<
<mod> i had to dodge him so i ended up driving off-road..
<mod> there was a huge rock - which i obviously hit.
<you> ;<<<
<mod> and therefore i had to walk 200 meters to my office to moderate some jsp!
<you> awww, that must suck..
<you> i remember when i had to walk almost 90 meters, WAS I BEAT AFTER THAT.
<me> AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA FUCKING RETARDS. NIGGER VIRGINS, SLACK-JAWED ASS-WIPES
<Q> mode +b *!*@thostos.quakenet.org
<Q> <me> was kicked off the channel.
<you> damn he's not very smart, unlike you my hero!!
UPDATES:
Spend 90% of your posts in general help, repeating what everyone knows already.
Always end your posts with "Regards, I'm a fucking dick and want trusted tag <your name>"
Also donating to the site helps.!
This concludes my tutorial to trusted tag! Now be smart and do as I said. You'll be on your way to 100% warn errr... trusted tag in no time!