System rozjebany

Originally Posted by Irapekittens
BEST JOKES EVER (I didn't make all of these)
Bubbles is turtling the game
Have you heard about the Pebbles that rocked!
Why is Night Hound's mom crying?
-Cause she lost him at six!
What were Jesus Christ last words?
-Screw it I have token!
Why did the bird cross the road?
-Someone used tablet of command on it!
Knock knock!
-Who there?
-Vindicator
-Vindicator wh-...
If you Blood Hunter was your boyfriend, you would be unlucky. -Why? The further you go - the more it hurts
Why did the monkey cross the road?
-To bring me my items!
You momma is so stupid she denied the World Tree!
Why was there suddenly an earthquake in Haiti?
-Behemoth got his portal key!
Why does nerds only wear one shoe?
-Boots don't stack!
Why did Nymphora get a runed axe?
-To improve her cleavage!
Why do girls like Pebbles?
-Because he can grow!
What's the ultimate spell against women!?
-Vindicators ulti!
Now on to the Yo momma ones;
Yo mommas so fat all Sand Wraiths illusions goes after her!
Yo mommas so fat she can't fit in Chronos ulti!
Yo mommas so fat Devourer drags himself with his hook!
Yo mommas so fat even Tablet of Command can't push her!
Yo mommas so fat her inventory is always full!
Yo mommas so fat that when Valkyrie tried leaping past her she got stuck in her!
Yo mommas so fat she pushed mid, bot and top lane at same!
Yo mommas so fat even Stormspirit can't lift her!
This post was edited by Saygon on Jan 7 2011 07:28am