there were 3 aliens coming to earth. The 1st one went to american idol and alls he learned wss me me me me me. The 2nd one went to a restaurant and alls he learned was forks and knives fork and knives. the 3rd one went to a candy store and alls he learned was because he licked my lolipop. a ded man lied next to all 3 of them. a cop came and asked them who killed this man? the first 1 said me me me me me. then the cop asked with what. the 2nd one said with forks and knives forks and knives.then the cop said why? The 3rd alien said cause he licked my lolipop.