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Oct 29 2014 07:58pm
is there a fast way to level? i would get on and do the daily challenges and do some score attack, swat, and living dead but i was just wondering how i can level faster?
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Oct 30 2014 03:55am
There's only one way, but don't go telling everyone about it because it's a well kept secret of the JSP Halo sub-forum. First thing you must do is grab a mirror, a cucumber, and some petroleum jelly, I know that sounds a little strange but trust me, it's the only way. After that jelly up your cucumber and start up a game of Halo: Reach. After the game begins, pick up the mirror and stare at yourself as deeply as you can and ask, wtf am I doing with my life? And within 15 seconds of asking the question (This time window is important), quickly take the cucumber and shove it in your butt. At this point, one of two things are going to happen, either A. you're going to enjoy this and in which case you're going to want to continue playing Halo: Reach or B. you're going to feel a massive discomfort, in which case you'll need to open your disc tray, throw that garbage game away and let your butt heal for the next 11 days until the new Halo is released. Trust me, I'm a Halo Doctor. Good luck and God speed.

This post was edited by OcTayne on Oct 30 2014 03:57am
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Oct 30 2014 09:08am
lol

Playing Score Attack Firefight by yourself is faster.

Also you could boost certain areas of the campaign for quick credits.
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Oct 30 2014 09:52am
Oh man i dont remeber the missions name but its the one with the target locator you just rush to it at the start. Back up and wait for a checkpoint. Once u get it shoot wait for medals to pop up revert checkpoint repeat. Boasted warrant officer 3 was a awful long rank
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Oct 30 2014 02:35pm
Quote (timmayX @ Oct 30 2014 11:08am)
lol

Playing Score Attack Firefight by yourself is faster.

Also you could boost certain areas of the campaign for quick credits.


Quote (jsbb @ Oct 30 2014 11:52am)
Oh man i dont remeber the missions name but its the one with the target locator you just rush to it at the start. Back up and wait for a checkpoint. Once u get it shoot wait for medals to pop up revert checkpoint repeat. Boasted warrant officer 3 was a awful long rank


Thanks peeps I'm a major grade one right now haven't spent a single credit yet, I think the mission was sword base or somthing.
Quote (OcTayne @ Oct 30 2014 05:55am)
There's only one way, but don't go telling everyone about it because it's a well kept secret of the JSP Halo sub-forum. First thing you must do is grab a mirror, a cucumber, and some petroleum jelly, I know that sounds a little strange but trust me, it's the only way. After that jelly up your cucumber and start up a game of Halo: Reach. After the game begins, pick up the mirror and stare at yourself as deeply as you can and ask, wtf am I doing with my life? And within 15 seconds of asking the question (This time window is important), quickly take the cucumber and shove it in your butt. At this point, one of two things are going to happen, either A. you're going to enjoy this and in which case you're going to want to continue playing Halo: Reach or B. you're going to feel a massive discomfort, in which case you'll need to open your disc tray, throw that garbage game away and let your butt heal for the next 11 days until the new Halo is released. Trust me, I'm a Halo Doctor. Good luck and God speed.


You my friend have a lot of issues but that was funny as hell xD
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Oct 30 2014 06:12pm
Quote (OcTayne @ Oct 30 2014 04:55am)
There's only one way, but don't go telling everyone about it because it's a well kept secret of the JSP Halo sub-forum. First thing you must do is grab a mirror, a cucumber, and some petroleum jelly, I know that sounds a little strange but trust me, it's the only way. After that jelly up your cucumber and start up a game of Halo: Reach. After the game begins, pick up the mirror and stare at yourself as deeply as you can and ask, wtf am I doing with my life? And within 15 seconds of asking the question (This time window is important), quickly take the cucumber and shove it in your butt. At this point, one of two things are going to happen, either A. you're going to enjoy this and in which case you're going to want to continue playing Halo: Reach or B. you're going to feel a massive discomfort, in which case you'll need to open your disc tray, throw that garbage game away and let your butt heal for the next 11 days until the new Halo is released. Trust me, I'm a Halo Doctor. Good luck and God speed.


A warning to any of you who haven't tried this yet: I tried this once, and had to immediately go to the ER. Evidently I had a case of catastrophic "Reduction in Elasticity of the Anal Chute Hole" (REACH). 3 years of reconstructive surgery and therapy later, and I'm finally pooping turds and eating solid food again.

Anyway, I'm headed out to get a cucumber and some KY. My Reach level is really important to me.
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Nov 7 2014 02:17pm
Quote (LoadstoneKnight @ Oct 30 2014 08:12pm)
A warning to any of you who haven't tried this yet: I tried this once, and had to immediately go to the ER. Evidently I had a case of catastrophic "Reduction in Elasticity of the Anal Chute Hole" (REACH). 3 years of reconstructive surgery and therapy later, and I'm finally pooping turds and eating solid food again.

Anyway, I'm headed out to get a cucumber and some KY. My Reach level is really important to me.


My level is to me because it shows how hard I've worked for it
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Nov 7 2014 03:56pm
Quote (tydog @ Nov 7 2014 04:17pm)
My level is to me because it shows how "hard" I've "worked" for it


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