Well as I sit here in Main Stay Suites in Charleston, South Carolina I have seen many things that the south has to offer. My trip began in Wisconsin with harsh winters and bitter cold. From there we drove south through Illinois and boring Indiana until we hit Louisville Kentucky where my oh my the language took a turn for the worst. I must say though that their gas stations are filled to the brim with large slushy machines. The best part was that the weather gradually became warmer and even Kentucky has pleasant enough weather to make the drive worth while cause it sucks ass in Wisconsin right now (although snow is beautiful). From there we went to Knoxville Tennessee and stayed in Sevierville and Pigeon Forge which was amazingly touristy and had so many people it was ridiculous. I also found out about Tanger Outlet Malls which are fucking sweet because they have a ton of factory outlets including nike, adidas, puma etc. Needless to say I bought a bunch of stuff but it's alright it's fucking Christmas.

From there we went to Cherokee which is an Indian Reservation and sorry to say that all Indian Reservations are the same to me. They are pretty run with plenty of fat native Americans who are quite experienced boozers. They have sweet gift shops though filled with random ass things such as unicorn t-shirts and novelty knives with drags and skulls at the handle. After Tennessee we went down to North Carolina and South Carolina hitting the Christian Waves at full force. By the way Chic-Fil-A is the most amazing fast food chicken sandwhich place everr. But oh my fucking A watch out for the Bible Camps! They fucking thrash the fast food places crowding them up with obnoxious children. Oh and the Bible is thumped around there like crazy with Christian Book Sales. I can see how Landon has trouble getting the Poonani when ever girl under the age of 21 is in a Bible Camp.

Oh yeah and there are many places in the Carolinas that are GHETTO AS FUCK I literally peed my pants when I walked by these two cars and 8 black guys got out and started talking all ghetto and such with their tinted windows and wads of money in rubber bands. Seafood is also great obviously any place along the Atlantic Ocean but it's expensive as fuck. Yesterday we went to the Noisy Oyster in Charleston and it was fucking great but expensive as hell. If you honestly wanted to get 4 actual meals you could pay for 1/2 of a View Sonic. Oh yeah and don't forget to get all the typical Ghetto-Fried-Ified down southern cookin'. I'm talkin' about the Collard Greens, fried chicken and official Cherry drink all of which you can get at the great Bojangles (It was hilarious when we went it was filled with Fine Big Mamas who walked and drank their drank and booty shook all at the same time)!!

All in all the weather is fucking nice but it would suck ass in the summer and I personally love the true stereotypes, generalizations and prejudice of the Dirty South.



This post was edited by MFN on Jan 2 2011 09:06pm

amen

[sarcasm]I read your entire post. A+ would read again.[/sarcasm]

Thing is, Georgia has all that + 500 x more.

the part about the stereotypes is true, its amazing how perfectly blacks fit all their stereotypes even tho they get pissed when u make fun of em for it

the part about the stereotypes is true, it's amazing that Georgia has 500 x more ghetto black males who get offended when u make fun of em for it, especially in atlanta.
It sucks that you missed Zaxbs.

This post was edited by RecenT on Jan 3 2011 11:30pm

tl;dr