*Me, Noah, Shred, and Noah's friend is playing Solar Slap (jumping map)*

Me: Pat & I beat this map.
Noah: No you didn't, and egption is a faggot.
Me: Yes we did.
Noah: No you didn't. You suck at jump maps, and egption is the biggest faggot of all time.
Me: ...But, we did.
Noah: Egption is such a faggot. He's the dumbest, most immature kid of all time.
Noah's Friend: I don't even know who this kid is, but this egption kid sounds like a douche. i dont like em already!
Noah: Yeah, he's so gay. He talks trash to Chris' cousin, JR, who is the nicest kid of all time. He cheats in every playlist. He brags about all his 50s cause he's a nerd, and cheated for his 50 in squad battle, throwback, and mlg. Now ouren's gonna come in and defend him saying he didn't cheat
Me: ... (I don't say anything, i've argued this to him for about 1 hour at one point, explaining pat doesn't cheat. so there's no point saying anything now since i cant convince him)
Noah: See? Now he doesn't say anything, cause he knows it's true.
Me: Me and Pat actually did beat this map though. *insert my cute asian giggle in here*
Noah: NO YOU DIDN'T! I don't think you understand, egption is a FAGGOT.
Noah's friend: Sounds like a real boner to me.
Noah: he is a boner, kid pisses me off so much.
Me: All i'm saying is, we beat this map. lol
*I get booted*

Thanks pat. Now I actually don't have to say anything, and he'll get pissed at me. You're ruining our xbl friendship! Also, everyone Noah talks to, he makes him hate you. So you have (more) haters.

Now that I think of it, we didn't beat the map, we got like 3/4 through.

Stopped reading here, got a good lul knowing it isn't just here

lol'd