I once saw a dog

Needless to say it was a great dog named nelly

Everyone thought the dog was amazing

Everyone also loved the tricks it could do

Dozens came from miles around to see the dog's tricks

And everyone paid tons of money for tickets

One thing really stood out though after the all those years

Nelly the dog started to seemed very very sad

Everyone started to notice the sad dog and stopped coming to her shows

Millions were lost in profits due to the lack of people showing up

Only a few still diehard fans kept showing up

Needless to say this was almost the end of Nelly the great dog

Twas a great story and time while it lasted but all things had to come to an end as well as nelly when she died shortly after her last show

Heaven awaited her as she was welcome in open arms with a bag of kibbles and bits.


Now read the first letter of each line.



HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS I FUCKING FAILED AND PUT EPIG LOLOLOLOLOL

This post was edited by Jonathon on Jul 23 2010 02:27pm

tl;dr

DAFUCK UP TALLBOY AND READ FIRST LETTER

Me too.

I heard connor had a dog like this one.

I hear he's also 13 points above a genius.
Who knew?!

i heard you were mad cause i didn't sell you one month

I heard you were mistaken, I don't ever get on Xbox.
I thought you were supposed to be a genius, not clueless

I heard that dog he claimed he had, doesn't work like Nelly...
I head he tried selling it and the dog just sat there, doing nothing.