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Sep 16 2012 07:31pm
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 15 2012 07:21pm)
lol, i was stoned :)


So, looking through landon's profile I found a weird description of his halo skills..

2 = horrible. there are few people in existance that would be dubbed a 2 if they even casually play this game. for the few avid halo gamers would do fall into the 2 category, they are either:

blind
tripping shrooms
missing an arm
a dog
someone playing on a samsung dlp projector

a fucking tree stump is more deadly than a 2. a pixelated representation of zeus dressed as a dinoasaur and coming down from the heavens to smite your masterchief with lightning bolts made of aunt jemima's syrup is more likely than a 2 killing you. to give you an idea of just how bad a 2 is, i laid my controller down to go piss and i came back and actually killed a 2 while i was away.
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Sep 16 2012 07:33pm
Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 16 2012 09:31pm)
So, looking through landon's profile I found a weird description of his halo skills..

2 = horrible. there are few people in existance that would be dubbed a 2 if they even casually play this game. for the few avid halo gamers would do fall into the 2 category, they are either:

blind
tripping shrooms
missing an arm
a dog
someone playing on a samsung dlp projector

a fucking tree stump is more deadly than a 2. a pixelated representation of zeus dressed as a dinoasaur and coming down from the heavens to smite your masterchief with lightning bolts made of aunt jemima's syrup is more likely than a 2 killing you. to give you an idea of just how bad a 2 is, i laid my controller down to go piss and i came back and actually killed a 2 while i was away.


looking through my vocabulary i found a word to describe nick..

dropout
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Sep 16 2012 07:34pm
lolololol,

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Sep 16 2012 07:35pm
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 16 2012 09:33pm)
looking through my vocabulary i found a word to describe nick..

dropout


:baby:

don't be hatin, me and t2 built a support group.
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Sep 16 2012 07:37pm
Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 16 2012 09:35pm)
:baby:

don't be hatin, me and t2 built a support group.


except t2 went pro, you dropped out of that too. ;)

(9:35:16 PM) landonx22: halo 4 midnight
(9:35:17 PM) landonx22: me you nick
(9:35:20 PM) landonx22: and my neighbor?
(9:36:00 PM) CJ: ok
(9:36:01 PM) CJ: deal
(9:36:54 PM) landonx22: FUCK YES
(9:36:56 PM) CJ: I mean ima pk u tho\
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Sep 16 2012 07:39pm
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 16 2012 09:37pm)
except t2 went pro, you dropped out of that too. ;)

(9:35:16 PM) landonx22: halo 4 midnight
(9:35:17 PM) landonx22: me you nick
(9:35:20 PM) landonx22: and my neighbor?
(9:36:00 PM) CJ: ok
(9:36:01 PM) CJ: deal
(9:36:54 PM) landonx22: FUCK YES
(9:36:56 PM) CJ: I mean ima pk u tho\


yes but he smashed his p90x dvds, now i'm giving him lessons on pulling 2x his bodyweight

if you want in i'll help you get past baby 12yr old scrawn status ;)
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Sep 16 2012 07:47pm
Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 16 2012 09:39pm)
yes but he smashed his p90x dvds, now i'm giving him lessons on pulling 2x his bodyweight

if you want in i'll help you get past baby 12yr old scrawn status ;)


I weigh about 7 12 year olds
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Sep 16 2012 07:48pm
Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 16 2012 09:39pm)
yes but he smashed his p90x dvds, now i'm giving him lessons on pulling 2x his bodyweight

if you want in i'll help you get past baby 12yr old scrawn status ;)


im going to start working out on monday/wednesday/friday since i have no job at the moment. and no classes :)
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Sep 16 2012 07:50pm
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 16 2012 09:48pm)
im going to start working out on monday/wednesday/friday since i have no job at the moment. and no classes :)


:wallbash:

I'm done.

This post was edited by Crankodile on Sep 16 2012 07:52pm
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Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 16 2012 09:50pm)
Already failed if you need to justify spending 2% of your week's time for working out  :wallbash:


i'd like to while doing everything. but i don't seem to care enough as you can see.
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