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#41
Sep 11 2012 10:44pm
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Is it sad that playing halo with you guys was one of the best times of my life and I still talk about all of you to my irl friends? Yeah thats pretty sad when I say it out loud lmao


I tell my girlfriend all the time about playing with you guys. I think I found a keeper when she says she wants to play too but i became very scared at what some of u guys would say
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#42
Sep 11 2012 11:38pm
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I tell my girlfriend all the time about playing with you guys.  I think I found a keeper when she says she wants to play too but i became very scared at what some of u guys would say




That's how I knew mine was a keeper...Before we started dating she was all like, "Do you play video games?", and wanting to impress her and shit I was like..."Hell yeah, I'm a god damn boss, what you think bout that... And before I could tell her what games I played she was like, "My favorite game is Halo.......*Long ass Fuckin Pause*.......The first one......I ripped her clothes off where she stood and took her like a Linda Howard romance novel mixed with a couple shades of grey for all day fuck-a-thon where she was my sexy Cortona and I was her Master Chief...And proceeded to set a TV up in the kitchen after so she could make me a sandwich while I pwned her 1v1 Hang em....Our 3 year anniversary is next week.

Based loosely off a true story.
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#43
Sep 12 2012 01:04am
Quote (Align @ Sep 12 2012 12:44am)
I tell my girlfriend all the time about playing with you guys.  I think I found a keeper when she says she wants to play too but i became very scared at what some of u guys would say


Kobe.
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#44
Sep 12 2012 05:33am
Quote (aml2 @ Sep 11 2012 12:59am)
Is it sad that playing halo with you guys was one of the best times of my life and I still talk about all of you to my irl friends? Yeah thats pretty sad when I say it out loud lmao


Yeah, well if that quantifies as loser status then... oh well. Speaking of which was talking about landon's nub ass the other day at my cousin's house and faggot declined my friend request... stuck up ginger still sits on mamma's dildo while he plays no doubt. :ph34r:
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#45
Sep 12 2012 08:25am
Quote (OcTayne @ Sep 12 2012 01:38am)
That's how I knew mine was a keeper...Before we started dating she was all like, "Do you play video games?", and wanting to impress her and shit I was like..."Hell yeah, I'm a god damn boss, what you think bout that... And before I could tell her what games I played she was like, "My favorite game is Halo.......*Long ass Fuckin Pause*.......The first one......I ripped her clothes off where she stood and took her like a Linda Howard romance novel mixed with a couple shades of grey for all day fuck-a-thon where she was my sexy Cortona and I was her Master Chief...And proceeded to set a TV up in the kitchen after so she could make me a sandwich while I pwned her 1v1 Hang em....Our 3 year anniversary is next week.

Based loosely off a true story.


Lmao what part of that was true? :mellow:

Quote (Align @ Sep 12 2012 12:44am)
I tell my girlfriend all the time about playing with you guys.  I think I found a keeper when she says she wants to play too but i became very scared at what some of u guys would say


My girlfriend's one flaw... she doesn't really play video games
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#46
Sep 12 2012 10:18am
Quote (Eoj @ Sep 12 2012 10:25am)
Lmao what part of that was true?  :mellow:



My girlfriend's one flaw... she doesn't really play video games


Mine loves video games and she loves old school games also. WIN
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#47
Sep 12 2012 11:32am
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 11 2012 08:13pm)
Me>U


In gay anal sex perhaps. Since I don't partake.

Quote (OcTayne @ Sep 11 2012 11:38pm)
That's how I knew mine was a keeper...Before we started dating she was all like, "Do you play video games?", and wanting to impress her and shit I was like..."Hell yeah, I'm a god damn boss, what you think bout that... And before I could tell her what games I played she was like, "My favorite game is Halo.......*Long ass Fuckin Pause*.......The first one......I ripped her clothes off where she stood and took her like a Linda Howard romance novel mixed with a couple shades of grey for all day fuck-a-thon where she was my sexy Cortona and I was her Master Chief...And proceeded to set a TV up in the kitchen after so she could make me a sandwich while I pwned her 1v1 Hang em....Our 3 year anniversary is next week.

Based loosely off a true story.


Hmm, why do I have a feeling you would write a Halo porn movie if you could.
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#48
Sep 12 2012 12:08pm
This thread is magical, like everyone is here. except Mike and a few others :[
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#49
Sep 12 2012 12:12pm
guys im in college now, we gotta get more active, and since i'm not 12 or 13 i can drive. i am honestly considering dallas lol
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#50
Sep 12 2012 01:22pm
Quote (lo0lo0lo0l @ Sep 12 2012 02:12pm)
guys im in college now, we gotta get more active, and since i'm not 12 or 13 i can drive. i am honestly considering dallas lol


fuck dallas

and deezy's dungeon filled with 12 year olds taking masturbation lessons from jonathon using his horse to demonstrate how to anticipate the climax of an erect 2 footer.. and then deezy branding the horse with one of his flaming domino pins by insertin... you get the idea

i live not even 30 mins away from UF, youmade

should see the inside of my gym during busy hours B)

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