Quote (bpfergu @ Feb 6 2011 11:26am)
These words were spoken from the almighty T. Few of you have had the honor of interacting with him, and for that I pity your futile existence.
Yea, it's so exciting to play a game that doesn't PLAY like Halo 1, still won't have online multiplayer and is made my a team that's only previous game was the mediocre-at-best Timeshift! So fucking exciting!
So, they say "we're obviously changing how the game controls, the way you shoot to make it more up-to-date with modern shooters."
Okay, well...they've already done that. It was called Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST and Halo: Reach. Why the FUCK even bother remaking the damned thing if it's literally a totally different game...and if you can't even confirm you're adding matchmaking...what in the hell is the point? This is more just for kiddos who were too young to play through the single player campaign it seems...and fuck paying 40-60 bucks on a glorified half-assed sp-remake... .
It's like look guys - you've made online Halo before. With the XNA suite, you can port the PC version (albeit modified...remove the flamethrower/fuel rod gun/banshees) and hell, it already had upscaled textures. I think that's all anyone wants. Is the plain-jane Halo with online.
But nope. That's not what fans clamor for. They [obviously] want 3D (that less than 15,000 people who buy it will be able to use! MASSIVELY IMPORTANT FEATURE ALERT!) and 1080p! (lol at the gall to claim that, bull fucking shit...I guarantee it'll be 540p-640p...just like every other 360 Halo). And hey, let's face it - it probably WILL have online multiplayer. They'll likely not announce it right away, but as a last minute or E3 surprise! But then they'll reiterate that it's been tweaked to be more fair and fun!
Face it -- if this game has online multiplayer, than the pistol will NOT kill in 3 shots. Bet on it, they will butcher the game cause they don't "get" that appeal...cause most people hated kids like us pooping on em with tactics like that.
I had the honor, I think T is who Connor was talking about when he said 13 points above genius..