Ohhh nice nice, where you go?
and yea its a pretty good school, i like it

It's not an "if", it's a "when".
You are getting in, so we can touch.

no homo though right?

It's only gay if our balls touch.

and if it doesnt feel good...

Oh, it'll feel good alright.
Mike will feel like a little 12 year old.
The no-ball-touching is the only thing that concerns me, otherwise it isn't gay.

Goood good, i am definitely jelous.
hes one lucky guy haha
and correct, it is not gay at all

im the one who lives near umass amherst.

How is it

well i don't go to school there, i just live near there and play basketball there sometimes. I personally love the area but I am all over the place on a daily basis so I see all different environments from town to city. Umass itself is a party school basically. (from wat I see that goes on) But I'm comparing that to the community colleges around and shit so I really havent an accurate answer to that.