Quote (309641033 @ Sep 27 2010 06:19pm)
Hi my name is mike, I'm saving my virginity for when my mom get's out of the hospital. I want to make it special.
I'm 17 years old, still live in the basement, and i play video games all day.
Sounds about right, no?
Hi, people on the internet call me 309641033, i remember my high school id code because of all the extra school lunches i used to buy 8 years ago. I'm now 47 years old on a diablo II sub-forum called halo series. I come in just to talk shit and dodge 4v4s, i like to pretend i'm not a virgin, but really the next movie in the series is the 50 year old virgin, starring me of course. I like to sound cool to all the little kids on the forums so i brag about my mall cop job and how much play i get (video games of course girls are ucky!) I say the same shit to everybody "You're a virgin" "You live in your mom's basement" "I'd shit on you 1v1 halo 3" But, in reality i know i'm the virgin, i live in my grandma's basement because my mom kicked my fat ass out for emptying the fridge too many times a week, and i only want to play halo 3 because it's an easy way to dodge, since i know nobody plays that shit anymore.