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Sep 6 2010 03:07pm
Quote (spfraiders1 @ Sep 6 2010 04:05pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7hhYIjcOA

Someone who is 13 points over genius clearly will not understand the presented humor.


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Sep 6 2010 03:08pm
Quote (Virtue @ Sep 6 2010 05:07pm)
Seriously lul'd


I made my mom watch it she was like you have problems.

Then she saw him pick up the puppy and laughed.
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Sep 6 2010 03:10pm
Quote (spfraiders1 @ Sep 6 2010 04:08pm)
I made my mom watch it she was like you have problems.

Then she saw him pick up the puppy and laughed.


I laughed from the point where he acts like he starts up the car... til the very end.
And Mike, for future reference, never let a dumb bitch drive your car when she doesn't have a license.

This post was edited by Virtue on Sep 6 2010 03:10pm
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Quote (Virtue @ Sep 6 2010 05:10pm)
I laughed from the point where he acts like he starts up the car... til the very end.
And Mike, for future reference, never let a dumb bitch drive your car when she doesn't have a license.


Why LOL

Did she crash your 93 saturn....
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Sep 6 2010 03:20pm
Quote (spfraiders1 @ Sep 6 2010 04:10pm)
Why LOL

Did she crash your 93 saturn....


I wish I drove a Saturn bro.
96 Integra*
No but we were at this party and we decided we didn't want to sleep there so it was 3:30 in the morning and we were going to drive back to my friend Cj's house which is like 30+ minutes away.
Cj got a DUI last year so he has no license, I was too shitty to drive, and this girl had no license but she had 1 beer.
So the logical thing was... to let her drive lol.
Then.. 3 of my other friends wanted to come, and I don't know if you've ever seen the back of a 96 Integra but its small as fuck.
So they all cram in / sit on eachother lol.. and I was like "ok fuck.. lets finish the beer now and don't bring it with us"
And then this kid Dan is like "oh no we have no more we just threw it out"
Then halfway to Cj's he goes "yo Cody.. want a beer?" and hands me one. I was like you mother fucker lol..
But honestly I could have driven 10x better than her fucked up than she did sober..
Right as we get to the driveway I'm like okay.. put on the right turn signal and slow down.. she's like how do I turn on the turnsignal LOL
So I had to reach over and put it on, then she stops completely in the middle of the road with the driveway right there, and shes like where do I go........
I /facepalmed.
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Sep 6 2010 03:21pm
Quote (Virtue @ Sep 6 2010 05:20pm)
I wish I drove a Saturn bro.
96 Integra*
No but we were at this party and we decided we didn't want to sleep there so it was 3:30 in the morning and we were going to drive back to my friend Cj's house which is like 30+ minutes away.
Cj got a DUI last year so he has no license, I was too shitty to drive, and this girl had no license but she had 1 beer.
So the logical thing was... to let her drive lol.
Then.. 3 of my other friends wanted to come, and I don't know if you've ever seen the back of a 96 Integra but its small as fuck.
So they all cram in / sit on eachother lol.. and I was like "ok fuck.. lets finish the beer now and don't bring it with us"
And then this kid Dan is like "oh no we have no more we just threw it out"
Then halfway to Cj's he goes "yo Cody.. want a beer?" and hands me one. I was like you mother fucker lol..
But honestly I could have driven 10x better than her fucked up than she did sober..
Right as we get to the driveway I'm like okay.. put on the right turn signal and slow down.. she's like how do I turn on the turnsignal LOL
So I had to reach over and put it on, then she stops completely in the middle of the road with the driveway right there, and shes like where do I go........
I /facepalmed.


So who drove.....
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Sep 6 2010 03:22pm
Quote (Virtue @ Sep 6 2010 01:20pm)
I wish I drove a Saturn bro.
96 Integra*
No but we were at this party and we decided we didn't want to sleep there so it was 3:30 in the morning and we were going to drive back to my friend Cj's house which is like 30+ minutes away.
Cj got a DUI last year so he has no license, I was too shitty to drive, and this girl had no license but she had 1 beer.
So the logical thing was... to let her drive lol.
Then.. 3 of my other friends wanted to come, and I don't know if you've ever seen the back of a 96 Integra but its small as fuck.
So they all cram in / sit on eachother lol.. and I was like "ok fuck.. lets finish the beer now and don't bring it with us"
And then this kid Dan is like "oh no we have no more we just threw it out"
Then halfway to Cj's he goes "yo Cody.. want a beer?" and hands me one. I was like you mother fucker lol..
But honestly I could have driven 10x better than her fucked up than she did sober..
Right as we get to the driveway I'm like okay.. put on the right turn signal and slow down.. she's like how do I turn on the turnsignal LOL
So I had to reach over and put it on, then she stops completely in the middle of the road with the driveway right there, and shes like where do I go........
I /facepalmed.


lol
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Sep 6 2010 03:23pm
Quote (spfraiders1 @ Sep 6 2010 04:21pm)
So who drove.....


Jenny
She gets her license in 2 weeks but... I doubt she'll be passing the driving test anytime soon.

This post was edited by Virtue on Sep 6 2010 03:37pm
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Sep 6 2010 03:23pm
Quote (spfraiders1 @ Sep 6 2010 06:21pm)
So who drove.....


She did ?
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Sep 6 2010 06:28pm
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