In all seriousness yes, I will. All that shit you see about girls being dressed with cat ears and fluffy skirts is true. I see at least one every day even if I only go off base for food.

How is that going for you? My old man was in the Marines for a good amount of time, stationed in Japan. Have been putting a lot of thought into enlisting, just unsure of what branch.



o.o

This post was edited by TugBoatWillie on Nov 11 2012 09:10pm

Hmm. Tempting. However I also may be tempted to dress as an evil clown underneath the suit and when you turn around unzip my godzilla costume super quick and scare the fuck out of you.

It's not bad at all. I'm getting paid way more than I would if I stayed at my old job, I'm getting valuable work experience, they paid for a Top Secret clearance for me, they're paying for my school... All I had to do is sign over 4 years of my life, half of which is spent in Tokyo. It has its drawbacks, such as me going to the desert, but all in all worth it to me.

You will scare the fuck out of me too. Fuck clowns, man. But I will kick you in the dick. And Japanese people would just be like "oh.." and walk away. Very kind, nonconfrontational people.

Would be epic. I still remember when a mod pm'd me bitching when i responded to a thread with a blinking scary clown picture. I argued with him for like 10 pms saying that it was actually unfair for me not to be allowed to post it as the probable statistics of an epileptic was so minute compared to ones who wanted to view the picture. He ended up just asking me not to do it again.

I tried that argument with a picture of my dick but he just laughed =[.

Yes, while it is very small at least you're big in Tokyo.



This post was edited by Jonathon on Nov 11 2012 09:19pm

Everything's smaller in Tokyo. Which means everything not from Tokyo seems bigger. YES!

Hmm, I should bring a whole cow over there. I bet I could get 20 bucks per 1/4 pounder.

We'll be rich!

Arrange to smuggle some cattle for me and instead of the drug trade we'll go into the illegal mcdouble trade.