Quote (Crankodile @ Sep 12 2012 04:25pm)
Let me explain something to you.
In nature there are bears.
While landon is no where near the alpha status of a bear he does share some similar qualities.
You see, like the bear Landon absolutely requires down time.
So, during this "hibernation" if you will there is no jsp, no halo.. the equivalent of no life but remains a beating heartbeat.
New halo release ends this infinite sleep mode, and like the bear Landon pulls the pine cone and pine needles out his ass. If not only to shit once again, and be readily available for anal sex but acquire his lackluster halo skills and attain king turd status.
And that is the story of the big bad baddie
I always pictured landon like the little charmin toilet paper bears. lol