Dude who cares how long you stay a virgin, I could have strapped a saddle on a 400lb fat bitch and rode that shit when I was 7 but that doesn't mean I wouldn't rather wait until 18 to take the hottest bitch in school, and to be honest girls really dig on guys that haven't done it, because just like guys, girls want to be guys first and can find some security in that they aren't in it just to get in a girls pants. So honestly if your younger then 18 then let girls think you're a virgin even if you're not....It works.

Also I'd fucking play Halo at a friends party if I'm waiting on a table to open up and I'm 20 but then again when you have a girlfriend it doesn't matter as much. I already made if very clear to my girlfriend that she will not see me and possibly not hear from me for at least 2-3 days starting the sept 13 at midnight.

Really wasn't that long.

Also, you're not funny.










































Dickface.

If you can't read that much then have fun this year in 2nd grade for the 9th straight year in a row.