Quote (Jonathon @ Jul 24 2010 12:51am)
First rule of the Omega's.
1. Always play with non sweaty hands it makes you miss shots.
2. Crotch shots actually do more damage when the spartan has shields because lets face it, a crotch shot is just as bad if not worse than a head shot.
3. Never, and I repeat NEVER, let anyone else other than yourself have rockets sniper and over shield. They are just too valuable to share with your team.
4. Always bridge yourself host and have a standbye switch, if for some reason you find yourself losing, which you shouldn't since you always should have rockets sniper and custom you got a back up plan.
5. Additionally make sure you have your own pee bottle. The worse thing that could happen is you are in the middle of a 15 hour gaming session and mother nature calls. Time in the bathroom is time taken away from halo
6. Cuss at your team mates religiously, the worse thing you can do is have team mates with self esteem, they may not do what they are told then.
7. While playing objective pawn it off on everyone else, never touch the flag or hill even if all players are dead, in black screen, and are lagging out there ass. DON'T TOUCH IT.
8. In the event that you have a game 49-49 tell your teammates to stay back while you win the game for them. Push by yourself and rely on your trusty rockets since you should have them at all times.
9. Always blame your teammates it is never your fault.
10. And the final rule is always go for ninjas. Even if the guy is one shot, you got sniper, rockets, and custom nothing is better than attempting to ninja the guy. If you die, so be it, it was worth the risk
lold