LOL

Burrito would of been better, less mess.

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Dena Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that's when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name. "I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school. He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.”

A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”

Dena Moir called cops and said she wants to press charges. Moir says Zachary has tried to call several times, but she's not picking up the phone yet. She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.
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ROFL My ass off.





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This post was edited by cd_wizard on Jan 18 2009 01:12am

yeah well you guys might think its funny but spending the last 5 days in jail wasn't

a lot of kids have been talking shit on the internet we should get a group of people together and flame back at them

The only thing I find funny is that you wanted to play xbox instead of eat tacos . TACO R GUD

Win sauce

I really just want to hear the call to the police.
"Hello? Police? Yes, yes. I need help!"
"Ma'am, calm down. What happened?"
"My son attacked me with a taco and then cursed at me! I need you over here ASAP!"
"Erm.....ok. We'll be right over..."

What I love most about this, I have an ad at the top for a Subway $5 foot-long. Like it's suggesting a more appropriate weapon.


lolz

ok, ok ill stop now sorry.



Suck at parenting? Well here's a solution, call the police. Nothing says incompetent parent like a squad car in your drive way.

This post was edited by cd_wizard on Jan 18 2009 01:20am

yeah but thats not even how it went down my mom called me for dinner and i said ill be down in a sec cuz i was finishing a game next thing i know she's up in my face talking shit and she turned off the xbox i was playing with spfraiders at the time so sorry mike thats why we quit out of that custom game