All you women need to quit bitching.

I'm nerding it up tonight and staying in and playing video games. Anybody going to be on tonight? I'd love to get some customs going.

jsp customs, then after a few games we gotta decide on 2013 Stride Player Of the Year

You're not as good as me at a high/drunk to low motor skills ratio
but only because you're ginger

This post was edited by Virtue on Jan 11 2013 06:22pm

I got on and you weren't on. da fuq

Why don't we have phone sex like we used to?

You fell off the radar you fuck. I still talk about you. l0l

Maybe off your gaydar..
And of course everyone talks about their first love forever

This post was edited by Virtue on Jan 11 2013 09:07pm

I think it's silly to say that to guys you've been playing with for years. We all have our good games and we all have our bad games. None of us lose when we play together. We are the best. You suck.

This post was edited by Diligence on Jan 15 2013 06:44am

I like you so it's hard for me to say this....This is a fact: No one got good at Halo Reach, Halo Reach was so awful that the entire mass of good Halo players quit, shifting the entire remaining mass of players on the bpfergu spectrum ("B-Spec" for short) between 2-3 tiers higher then typically they would be located. This is known to create a phenomenon called "False Pro Complex" or "FPC" in which the few remaining players title themselves "Pro", "Semi-Pro", "Godly", etc.. players by default. FPC is a mostly terminal psychological condition characterized by bad kids thinking they're good, bad kids remembering only when they do good, blaming losses on circumstances, blaming losses on teammates, not being able to accept their badness, and having a small penis.