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#21
Apr 2 2010 05:39pm
Quote (BlueSkyz @ Apr 2 2010 03:36pm)
I'll rest my dick on your shoulder, and slap the other side of your face.

Just shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about.


I knew that's why you and your girlfriend broke up.
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#22
Apr 2 2010 05:40pm
Quote (Destination20 @ Apr 2 2010 06:39pm)
I knew that's why you and your girlfriend broke up.


Fat man, nanananananananana FAT MAN!

Can you hug your elephant yet?
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#23
Apr 2 2010 05:42pm
Quote (BlueSkyz @ Apr 2 2010 03:40pm)
Fat man, nanananananananana FAT MAN!

Can you hug your elephant yet?


Jealous because your own elephant was too good for you and you can't find anything even worse on Match?
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Apr 2 2010 05:43pm
Quote (ihavethesniffles @ Apr 2 2010 06:42pm)
Jealous because your own elephant was too good for you and you can't find anything even worse on Match?


Me, jealous?

HAH, no.

I've had more pussy than you've changed your underwear mister. Let's not get into this again.
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#25
Apr 2 2010 05:45pm
Quote (BlueSkyz @ Apr 2 2010 03:43pm)
Me, jealous?

HAH, no.

I've had more pussy than you've changed your underwear mister. Let's not get into this again.


I've changed my underwear approximately 9,125 times, if you count it at around 1.25x a day x 365 x 20. So, you've been with 9,125 different pussies? I wouldn't ever want to be you. Further, I actually care about commitment which is why I've only had a few. Have you had a relationship last longer than one night, or a few seconds with a wax model?

This post was edited by ihavethesniffles on Apr 2 2010 05:46pm
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#26
Apr 2 2010 05:45pm
Quote (BlueSkyz @ Apr 2 2010 07:43pm)
Me, jealous?

HAH, no.

I've had more pussy than you've changed your underwear mister. Let's not get into this again.


can you even find your penis under your fat?
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#27
Apr 2 2010 05:47pm
Quote (cdillon42 @ Apr 2 2010 03:45pm)
can you even find your penis under your fat?


I actually don't wear underwear. That means that he has never been with a girl.
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#28
Apr 2 2010 05:48pm
Quote (cdillon42 @ Apr 2 2010 06:45pm)
can you even find your penis under your fat?


you guys are SO good, damn wish i could think as fast as you.
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#29
Apr 2 2010 05:48pm
Quote (ihavethesniffles @ Apr 2 2010 07:47pm)
I actually don't wear underwear. That means that he has never been with a girl.


ROFL :rofl:
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#30
Apr 2 2010 05:49pm
Quote (BlueSkyz @ Apr 2 2010 07:48pm)
you guys are SO good, damn wish i could think as fast as you.


im sorry i don't have to touch a wax figure's boobs to get some action.
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