Oh, thank goodness I happened upon this.

There is nobody "hugging on my nuts", kid. We are discussing a simple poker tournament where I am being nice and throwing a little money at people who have been dedicated posters to one of the few forums on this god-forsaken website that isn't completely plagued with Njaguar's brainwashed "fg = life" stupidity.

You obviously are part of the latter considering that, after trolling the Halo forum and trying to join a simple tournament that you have no business being a part of and being shot down in the process, you get defensive and accuse people of not being able to play poker and back up your objurgative, idiotic babbling by offering to play for eff cheese.

If you are going to come in here and pretend like you know shit about poker, then let's make it interesting and throw down some real money. You know...DOLLARS...that stuff you can actually use in the REAL WORLD.

And don't give me that tl;dr shit. I know you read every word of this so relax your puckering vagina lips, go ask mommy for some money, and let's make this interesting.

pamela anderson dies a little inside every time you post that picture of you with her as a wax statue.

Yea but they both have girls and they play halo competitively.

Mr Onslaught

You mean I can't use FG at the store?

wtf....

BRANDON IS BACK.

I usually only keep around 2.5k in my account. I take out rakeback and a % of winnings every month. I play .25/.50 and .50/1 Rush exclusively so I hover around 25 buy-ins of 100 NL and it seems to work.

i think u missed the joke entirely

o shit u play non ladder?
lmk ur account

was a good joke and no one caught it :/