did our canadian hero rage quit on us? I would too if I embarassed myself like that.

Why would you marry something like that?

I have a fake Rolex too, it costed me 8 grand.

Why would you not kill yourself when you look like this ROFL

Love > looks

The thing is Mike, i go out every weekend and still get laid. What's your excuse?

O... I don't go out every weekend?! Silly blueskyz...

I asked what was your excuse?

I can't even count how many girls I've slept with, i bet you can. Counting on one hand is easy enough huh?

Apr 29 1989 (Male)

You have 3 years on me, and no, not on 1 hand. The amount of times > random chicks when you just turned 18 and are still in high school.

You're fat, laying on a girl and suffocating her and having sex with her unconscious body does not count.

Man, for some one as ugly as you, you sure do have high standards -.-

and fake rolex comment made me lol. Fake watches, fake cars, fake girls. all of its fake right? Spare me clown. Remember, you are the one that got caught lying about your car, not the other way around.

Stay fat, stay small, stay pathetic. Enjoy your "success" at life lol.

So you cut to 200 and you walk around at 275? That sounds pretty fucking fat to me

You've seen his picture... so this is impossible.