Dodging my reply? Embarrassed of the truth?

And Midget I love you haha

Funny, in your love line post you were pretty much begging people to tell you how to get a lady. I honestly wish I knew what made you want to be me so much; is it because I have a personality that doesn't make most people want to jump off of a cliff? Is it because I have a beautiful girlfriend where the only girl you've remotely come to known looks like she belongs in the Dallas Zoo? Is it because my scrawny 135 pound indian self was able to be a 1st string Center in High School and a 1st string Hooker in Rugby where all you could handle was 1st string Towel Bitch?

You brag about being a Security Guard; do you realize how little education that requires? All you have to do is weigh more than the elevator and you're a shoe-in.

SAWEEEET Btw im spending the night tonight

Yo yo, my name is theo gettin ready to sing like ne-yo. I shaved my head cause Im a hood nigga catchin up with mah fatass gold digga. look at me, lookin fresh cause im the best. no one can touch me in halo cause im a pussy ass bitch dodgin these kids like im the shit. I got that body up tight didnt even needa work out and I think I can fight. fuck all these haters and all these traitors. Ima hop on the love line to get some internet girl that will be all mine. I like the meat on mah girl so im lookin for someone that can compare, must be as fat as me, or fuck, twice the size or three.

LOL
and at the love-line
double LOL

1st aww and do you remember today? lol
2. LMFAO

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

I have a sound board for it on my phone.

Where'd skyz go? Googling witty responses? Or killing himself?