Well seeing as how piss comes out of my penis definitely not faster than most cars.. that's bad Brandon.
Jk i love youuu. [:

Eat more fiber.

that increases piss acceleration?

Of course.

ISO some pics of that amazing machine you now have brandon.

show video of you inside exhaust pipe... nah

but for real make video of this lambo looking bad assery

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=55467096&f=140

I have been trying to film in it but I can't hold the camera still while shifting/steering and my gf is too scared to ride in the car when I accelerate haha. I have some friends coming down soon so maybe they can help.

ill come down

I remember we were playing Halo one time and your gf made you stop playing (because you were fighting etc etc). The next day you were a single man and many many Halos were to be had. Was fun times.

Ah yes, those were the good ol' days.