"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

^^ works like a charm, lol

lol

all of those were from facebook fag.

I prefer "Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

And "Can I slay you with my tongue?"

Works every time

I've heard of the first one, but the second one sounds good haha.

" I like you, lets sex"



you liked that one? haha
what would you do if a guy actually did that too you?

are you the one who came in here and said i have aweful br or something? lol

yea lol

edit: watch my aim name

This post was edited by izzet on Oct 28 2010 07:51pm

red these on FB once.