I hope you get hit by a fucking short bus.

I'm sorry :[
After I posted it I went to class and then I came back and actually tried to edit it and it wouldn't let me lol.
I can't stand when people spoil shit, especially with Harry Potter.
Someone ruined one of the biggest parts of the book that you find out about in like the 3rd to last chapter, I qq'd :[

OH YEAH LIKE HOW YOU JUST TOLD ME HOW IT ENDED YOU'RE SO COOL DUDE WAY TO BE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE FUCK YOU

LOL I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY AT FIRST BUT THEN REALIZED IT WAS A DICK THING TO DO BUT I COULDN'T EDIT IT.

What part is that? I honestly can't remember what you're talking about.

Snape

OH yeah. Dude, I have a FB wallpost to show you where I completely ruined HP for my friend without realizing he hadn't read the 7th book.

SHIT SPOILER ALERT DON'T READ THIS MIKE

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Ian Wolfe And so it began.
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Justin Levine Back then he was still Tom Riddle.
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Ian Wolfe Before we knew the power he had.

Does this make me Harry Potter?
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Justin Levine Actually, I suppose it does. What are Fabian and I? If you say Ron and Hermione I swear I will end you.
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Ian Wolfe Well I'm sorry, but who else would you be?

If it helps, you can be Ron, you just have to marry Fabian/Hermione.
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Justin Levine No. I'm Dumbledore. My reasoning? I babysat Tom Riddle then he fucked me over when he became Voldemort.
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Ian Wolfe LMFAO. It's perfect! But how about you be the Dumbledore that doesn't die.
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Justin Levine lol. I told you the other day; One day someone will murder me. It's fool-proof!

Fabian can be Snape.
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Ian Wolfe No, that's not gonna work, if Fabian was Snape, then we wouldn't be allowed to hang out with him
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Justin Levine He can be Snape if Snape didn't die at the end of Deathly Hallows since you find out he's a good guy. So basically, me and Fabian are the immortal versions.
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Ian Wolfe OH FUCK YOU!

GUESS WHO HASN'T FINISHED READING THAT BOOK!
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Justin Levine Oh God-dammit.
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Fabian Vergara lol you guys made my night
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Ian Wolfe Shut up Hermione.
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Fabian Vergara I thought i was snape
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Ian Wolfe Either way!
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Justin Thyme Awhh I don't even want to ask what I am in this whole mess >.>
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Ian Wolfe You can be Ron since everyone else bitched about it.

Only I'm not marrying Kara.
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Justin Thyme Hahahahaha. I am NOT Ron.
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Ian Wolfe WHY NOT?!
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Justin Levine Okay, okay. If I'm Dumbledore, Ian's Harry, and Fabian's Snape... Jp has to be Hagrid.
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Justin Thyme Hmmmm... Much better than Ron. hahaa
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Ian Wolfe How the hell does this work? Dumbledore, Snape, and Hagrid weren't Harry's best friends!!
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Justin Levine Shut the hell up, Ian.
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Ian Wolfe Hey, Dumbledore stopped having a say in this when he RUINED THE LAST BOOK FOR ME. I went all the way BACK to Trenton, just to get that book so I could finally finish it, but nooooo.
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Fabian Vergara Seems like harry has some sand in his vagina.
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Ian Wolfe Lmfao, okay Cartman.
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Fabian Vergara I thought i was snape?
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Ian Wolfe You were until that little comment. Lol.
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This post was edited by Jeesusss on Oct 5 2010 05:52pm

Harry's boy's name is Albus.

Isn't one Severus? Or middle name Severus or something.